Tag: Sachin Tendulkar

  • It’s Not Cricket

    Over the years Bill Woodfull’s famous expression from the Adelaide test of the now infamous 1933 Bodyline series has stood for everything unsportsmanlike. A game built on the traditions of British Raj, Cricket originated to represent everything true and honest. Incidents such as Bodyline in 30s, the underarm bowling incident orchestrated by Chappell brothers in 80s, or the match fixing episode of the late 90s tarnished this reputation. But this latest IPL fixing-betting scandal doesn’t fall in the same bracket, simply because IPL is not cricket.

    Incidents such as the 1981 Underarm incident harmed Cricket, but IPL doesn't harm it.
    Incidents such as the 1981 Underarm incident harmed Cricket, but IPL doesn’t harm it, as it’s not Cricket

    As a cricket fan I was excited at the prospects of IPL starting. I still recall the image which appeared in newspapers on the launch day- Sharad Pawar and Lalit Modi revealing a neatly arranged assembly of iconic players (guess it was Sachin, Dada, Dravid, Kumble, Glenn McGrath, and Shane Warne). It had started as a knee-jerk reaction to ICL, which although being cornered to some dark corners of a Gurgaon stadium (Tau Devilal I presume) was generating enough excitement as a television product. My excitement was propelled by the prospects of watching some exciting Cricket, and yes T20 was still Cricket post that amazing 2007 World Cup victory.

    I went for the IPL opener in Bangalore, and what a night it was. From the opening ceremony to McCullum’s amazing knock, Dravid leaving the ball outside the offstump (even in T20) to the eventual KKR victory. I was sold. At least for the first two seasons, and a good part of third. But then my relationship with IPL started souring.

    My first issue with the IPL emerged due to pure cricketing reasons. Instead of bat and ball this more a show of strength, brain had been taken over by brawn, beauty by brashness. Logic was quickly becoming a tradable commodity, and the constant shuffling of players meant that emotions never cultivated their own space. Ross Taylor who had become more Banglorean than any of city’s IT imports moved franchise, Chennai and Mumbai always seemed to have their way, Shahrukh’s arrogant presence was getting irritating, everyone had forgotten the initial $9 mn salary cap, and as Guha mentions in his piece which appeared few days back on Cricinfo, the league never covered most of India. It was an affair dominated by the South and the West, and by the rich urban spaces.

    In between all this, I stopped watching it after season 3, just to glance through the updates as there was enough of it all around me.

    Through all this time I was always confused about why fans were spending so much of their time, energy, and money on this. Was I cynical, a bit arrogant, or was I right to ignore this?

    Events which have transpired over the last few days make me a happy man, primarily because I am not sad at all. I am not attached to this. This is not Cricket, it can never be.

    Can IPL ever replicate the tension of India’s 2011 World Cup Final; the thrill of Steyn bowling to Tendulkar during the Durban test; the heartbreak of the Klusner-Donald mix up; the insult of the Miandad sixer; the joy of West Indies winning the T20 World Cup; the disgust of the Cronje revelations; the generation-changing impact of Kapil Dev’s victory; the sheer domination of West Indies in 70s-80s and Australia in 90s-00s; the pure excitement of the 2005 Ashes series; the image of Imran Khan lifting the Crystal Trophy; the stomach churn experienced listening to Tony Grieg during the Desert Storm matches; the nonchalance of Benaud; the accidental humor of Inzamam; the righteousness of men like Woodfull, Gilchrist, and Dravid; the pain of watching Tendulkar in pain during the Chennai test against Pakistan; the political manoeuvring of Atal Bihari Vajpayee to get the India Pakistan series on track; the pleasure of reading Guha, CLR James, or modern works such as Rahul Bhattacharya’s Pundits from Pakistan; the delight of watching Pakistani Fast bowlers and the confusion over their actual age; the mystery over Bob Woolmer’s death; the legend of Don Bradman, Len Hutton, and Frank Worrell; the insights of Mihir Bose or Harsha Bhogle; the grace of a Gower or Ganguly stroke; the guile of Warne; the accuracy of McGrath; the fear of facing the West Indian pace attack; the purity of Lords or the certain suspicion of playing at Sharjah; the persistence of Vettori; and the pure joy of watching Cricket in stadiums.

    No it can’t.

    Englishmen laid the foundation of some great institutions like railways, civil services, and cricket, and Indians have taken control of all of them and driven them towards mistrust, lack of governance, and rampant corruption. Even the in days of Lord Harris administrators were strong, individualistic, and arrogant creatures, but they were never against the spirit of cricket and against the true values of this game. But the blame doesn’t lie with administrators and players alone, the cricket watching public is equally responsible for this moral rot.

    IPL it's not Cricket, it is a B-grade remake of the original
    IPL it’s not Cricket, it is a B-grade remake of the original

    When did we start celebrating the objectification of women over the insights of women writers like Sharda Ugra or Firdos Moonda, or TV journalists like Meha Bhardwaj or Sonal Chander? When did we start calling a sixer as a <<bank>> maximum? When did we start appreciating vulgarity over purity? When did we start appreciating paid, make-believe commentary box view over independent opinion? When did we start believing that this was cricket?

    I think I was lost in this translation. I better be lost forever than be part of this cheap imitation of cricket.

    As for administrators, players, and IPL fans they can begin by asking themselves what CLR James’s famous question from Beyond a Boundary

    What do they know of cricket who only cricket know?

    Onto some real Cricket starting with Champions Trophy and then Ashes.

    Image courtesy: Wikipedia

  • 11 memories of 2011

    1. Watching Sachin at Bangalore scoring 100 in a World Cup match in Feb. If I would I have jumped from the stands at that very moment, it would have been a great death. And also at the end of it all we won the cup, the cup which mattered the most on April 2nd.
    2. Sitting comfortably on a slowly moving houseboat in Kerala backwaters. Amazing trip to Kerala followed by loss of my costliest cellphone ever and a wonderful wedding of a wonderful friend.
    3. Silence of the noise party at Palolim Goa, and the story of why it never happened. The most amazing of trips with my bestest friends…
    4. Losing a dear friend. Yesterday night as we drove past Lonavla, Naresh was the only person I could think of. Sachin’s birthday, the online world, DAIICT bakar and watching Katrina Kaif songs will never be the same again.
    5. Sitting on Sam dunes and watching the sun set. Nothing else, just so so peaceful and nice.
    6. Gaining weight, gaining a lot of weight, losing a LOT of weight and then putting some back again. The year when I was struck by Jaundice which led to a month of salary lesser than my maid and no holidays leading to no Ladakh for another year.
    7. Dancing at weddings. Too many weddings this year, although I did plan it well enough with some tours. I guess I danced pretty madly at Katti and Dhari’s wedding, Ankit and Apeksha was relatively sober.
    8. Meeting pretty girls randomly. A Brazilian Chef, few Danish linguistic students, an international affairs student interested in mahabharat, a  playwright, a lawyer with an amazing knowledge of tennis and cricket, a journalist who could have better been a food critic, a marketeer with love for wines and cheese and a few others. But as expected this just resulted in more stories getting added to my database. Swear.
    9. Consolidating the REAL friend-list. Hardly any additions to the new friends category, people who were close kept coming closer. Few who were distanced kept going far away. Very few recalls from the past and accidental meetups with old buddies.
    10. Idlis, dosas, upmas and vada. South Indian was the cuisine of the year, if my countless visits to Matunga’s Madras Cafe with Harsh and other friends is anything to go by. The Hyderabad Chutneys Sambhar was one of the best things I had during the year. Also idlis and dosas gave me company during the most food deprived time of my life, Jaundice.
    11. Sutts and the amazing bakar around it. The chai-sutta breaks at office led to really engaging conversations covering all aspects of life with the office gang (I was a pretty active passive smoker this year). Just that the participants kept going down every month.

    Featured image by Harsh Mehta

  • Our obsession with the 100th 100

    कब बनेगा शतको का शतक?
    (आज तक, 193 times since Feb’11)

    Ever since end of February 2011 all of us have been waiting for Sachin to score that century. Personally I have been counting every run of his backwards from 100, from the 16 left against Pakistan at Mohali to the 27 left at Melbourne the wait for that perfect figure still continues. Throughout this time I have been through a multitude of feelings. I have been logical and appreciative of opposing bowlers at times; erratic and abusive to the bowlers, Dhoni and even Sharad Pawar at times; emotional and thinking about the century too much; nostalgic and thinking about classics from Perth to Chennai to Sharjah; a fool to neglect all the other action around him; a connoisseur of the game and loving every moment of the awesome test cricket which has been on offer this year and above all obsessed with him reaching his 100.

    Reaching 100 is not just a milestone for Sachin, it just a manifestation of all our childhood dreams. We have been always chasing that 100, that perfect number. Ask a Father back in 90s and he would have told My kid should get 100 in Maths, बाकी अंग्रेजी वगेरा के नंबर कौन देखता है.

    So the child would run behind that target, he would get a 25 on 25 in unit test, but that is like getting a 100 in Bangladesh or in a Ranji match. One needs a 100 in exams, so he would then get it in Half Yearly, only to hear Son, its still not the finals.

    That kid would burn the midnight oil to get that 100, he would reach 97, 98, 99, but it was always the 100 which mattered. All along this time there were classmates doing brilliantly in multiple areas (like Kallis: scoring 100s and taking wickets), becoming excellent orators (like Dravid, Sanga, scoring 100s and winning hearts with their speeches), being naughty (like Ponting, scoring 100 and being that arrogant naughty brat in the class), becoming school leaders like Head Boy/Girl (like Kumble taking wickets and showing his leadership mettle both on and off the field, or like Ganguly, always leading from the front and scoring 100s too) and going around with pretty girls (like Warnie, one of the best bowler ever, and pretty smooth with girls too :)).

    But there was always that silent humble chap in the class trying to score a century in Maths (or maybe Physics, Chemistry, Biology, our quest for excellence never goes beyond the Science subjects). The entire set of teachers, kids, and parents just looked up to him to score that 100, and he was just expected to do that, where as the rest of the class was doing many other things. Many kids and parent idolized him as the perfect student, as millions around the world have idolized Sachin now, as the perfect student of the game.

    The simple issue here is, for us Sachin is they way we have lived our life for over 22 years, beyond his 100th 100 there is nothing else left for us to chase. Some might say that we have reduced Sachin to a mere number, but its just the way we have been with him, we have just wanted him to score hundreds, hundred after hundred, without thinking about simple things like India’s victory, Sachin’s happiness, and just Cricket.

    For me the attempt to give him Bharat Ratna is nothing different from the Scholar Blazers/Markers Cup/CBSE Merit Certificate (just stamping our approval of his perfection)

    I wish everyone leaves Sachin to his own, like Dravid leaving the cricket ball. The wicketkeeper (read the ghost of that 100th 100) would be there to catch him, but Sachin for sure knows his way around.

    Even the perfect student wanted to participate in debates, become the School Captain or talk to girl sometimes ;).

    Featured Image by Vikas via WikiMedia Commons

  • The Politics of Cricket or the Cricket of Politics?

    He is a batting genius, the greatest we have ever seen, my generation has spent one-third of its life watching, thinking and talking about him, still he remains humble, modest, calm and a man of integrity.

    He is an economic genius, the greatest the country has ever produced, at least with the greatest impact, my generation has seen so many changes around us due to him, over the last few years he has carried a big burden, still he remains humble, modest, calm and a man of integrity?

    It was 1991, he was touring Australia and facing an all out pace attack at Perth. He scored one of the best innings anyone had ever seen. And India’s favorite kid with his Power bat entered everyone’s heart and into the head of Australian pace attack led by a tall guy with a huge moustache.

    He was led by a wristy, skillful and stylish Hyderabadi who himself had debuted in mid 80s and was now leading the Indian side. Under him for years to come India remained strong at home, almost invincible, and entered a modern era, the age of ODIs. ODI cricket fuelled a new generation with Colas, Color televisions and new consumerist life. All along this the Hyderabadi gave the maestro a free hand, and let him bloom into what we know of him today.

    It was 1991, the economy was in shambles and he delivered a historic budget, which changed India, forever. India was opening up to the world and an entire generation of people was exposed to Colas, Color televisions and a consumerist life. He was drafted into the ministry by someone from Andhra, he had his own style, had mastery of multiple languages and had been in the Cabinet in the mid 80s. And similar to the man leading India on the Cricket field, he gave maestro a free hand, a shielding from the all the politics around him, and allowed him to bloom.

    Eventually the Hyderabadi had his downfall, caught in the web of corruption, only to resurrect himself later as, guess what, a politician!

    Eventually the man from Andhra had his downfall, caught in the web of corruption, but he couldn’t resurrect himself, maybe there wasn’t a dirtier profession left for him.

    As India welcomed the new century, marred by corruption and allegations of match fixing, the most ardent fans had stopped watching cricket, they had lost faith in an institution revered by many, as the simplest expression of honesty. And we got a leader who believed in leading a fresh generation of player, who didn’t think about just thinking, they were there to do it. The skillful, and almost poetic batting of the prince of Kolkata was a precursor to his aggressive displays on the field, we had finally found a leader, who spoke his mind, and made us proud on the Cricket field.

    As India welcomed the new century, marred by failed governments, weird games of parliament and the influence of regional parties, the most ardent believers in India’s democratic system had lost faith in the country’s functioning. And we got a leader, who came with his fresh set of ideas, and a team which promised to guide us in the next century. The poet from small place called Balrampur (U.P.) had seen it all, and his calm aggression, both on matters of national importance or economic importance made us proud Indians.

    In 2003, India reached the world cup finals, it was lead by the leader whom we thought had it all, but at the finals it seems, his team was too charged up, maybe a bit over confident.

    In 2004, India faced another election, it was lead by the same old veteran we talked about, but at the elections it seems, his team was too charged up, maybe a bit overconfident.

    2011:

    Our batting maestro still goes on, with his same passion for cricket, all these years might have taken away those curly locks, a bit of speed while running between the wickets, or while fielding. But it hasn’t taken away his dedication and integrity.

    But what happened to our economic maestro, well we had immense faith in him. He was a calming influence to the erratic ruling coalition loosely held under the blessing of India’s royal family. We had faith in him, and we gave him his chances. Be it the reservations or the terror attacks everyone stood by him. The entire country showed confidence in the nuclear deal because we knew it was he who was backing it.

    But then he stopped talking.

    And let things happen, as he silently watched, like a boring Wimbledon crowd, clapping at each ace, be it 2G, CWG, or Adarsh or any such thing which comes up daily.

    At one end I see the batting maestro, putting in everything so that he could win it for us.

    At the other I see a person, who just keeps on losing everyday at work.