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  • So so so many things to blog…

    Me in college, me in Gandhinagar and feels great, that drying heat in the afternoon, and that freezingly cold chill at night, R-World and Mohan Dhaba to Brijwasi food to Pathetic Hollywood movies to meeting Prof’s and meeting old pals. Everything has been great.
    In between I need to blog a couple of more things, one probably the new year pardy where Mr. Deshpande had liquor for the last time(fingers crossed). I missed one of the superb 19th nov pre- CAT party too but that I can’t put so late maybe.
    Anyway new year, I don’t know whats coming up this year. Lets hope whatever happens its much better than somethings which happened last year.

  • Happy New Year!!!

    Happy New Year to all who visit here. And also to those who don’t…:)

    Keep visiting next year too, and hope me will keep writing next year too.

  • The year That was…

    I dunno what churns out posts in retrospect but as it is surely lot of things happen which need to be remembered.
    Last sem in college, lots of timepass, getting fat, fatter, fattest…(i exagarate at times), BTech Project, presentations(ufff…), between that blogging, loads of movies- infact I could write a beautiful journal on movies of 2006, the trip to Farakka, the journey from a dull okish college student to a bourgeois profession, the journey to Bangalore(or Bengaluru), the good days in company, the bad days in company(very few…), the CAT kaand(surely whatever I say it still haunts me with sleepless, coughfull nights), lots of book read, the year when I got drunk a lot especially after moving to Bangalore, the year when I went to Coorg, the year of failed ideas, the year of failed dreams, the year I am still confused what really are my dreams, the year that the fevistick dominated my life more than food, food -good year for that always, the year to meet back school pals again after 2-3 years, ok getting thin, thinner…(its ok sort as of now), writing infact lots of it at times, thinking about quitting it, I am so confused a soul at times butI surely see a way forward.

    To Do’s for 2007

    • Get a girlfriend, no sign of desperation but of existence.
    • Start playing football again in company, atleast start dong anything else than the regular office bore-tuff. In short get fitter and think better.
    • Decide on What to do in life, MBA and all seem a pass-away but really identify the niche.
    • Try to look for options in non-technology related areas, seriously work towards them rather than just talking and keeping things in muddle.
    • Try to get a laptop and net connection by mid-year or by March, borrow money from Dad obviously.
    • Try to calm down and be focused better than being fussy dipping into every thing and then chucking out half of it, infact all of it.
    • Meet a few people who I am longing to meet…
    • Chuck alcohol completely, it should be over as anything, its allergic and harming desh so better leave it completely.

    List is somewhat empty would try to complete it before 2007 starts, any IDEAS???

  • Babumoshay…

    Off late it has been too late in office, rather not too late but more than often lots of things jamming up my mind. I feel tired than anything else. Though had a Lunch Outing with my team which was awesome. Maybe some nice sleep this coming holiday weekend is the only thing I am looking forward too.
    In between mostly I have found nothing to blog, strange but nothing much. So I thought I will put something that excites me most, something about movies. Nowadays I have been posting the following status on my messanger.

    babumoshay zindagi lambi nahi badi honi chahiye, hum sab to rang manch ki kathputliyan hai, kyon murarilal, arre oh murarilal, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, anand mara nahi, anand marte nahi…

    Crap not at all, I just love the movie. Anyway speaking of dialouges these are few I recived as a mail forward today, courtesy Sandy. Some dialouges which spawned the word cliched.

    1. nahi tum jhoot bol rahey ho aisa nahi ho saaktaa keh do ki yeh jhoot hai
    2. Tum paison se sabkuchh khareed saktay ho ….lakin mera pyar nahin
    3. Kuttey kameenay main tera khoon peejaoonga
    4. Main tumharey bachhay ki maan bananey waali hoon
    5. Hum eenth ka jawab paththar se dengey
    6. Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo…….
    7. Kutte! Kamine ! …..
    8. Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa.
    9. Doctor: Chawbees ganthe tak hosh nahin aaya to …..
    10. Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna.
    11. Doctor: I’m sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey.
    12. Munni bai, Thakur saheb aaye hai.
    13. Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga.
    14. Maa!!, Sab kehte hai ke tum yek vaishya ho !
    15. Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga.
    16. Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai.
    17. Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai.
    18. Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga.
    19. Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya.
    20. Chudeil! Kide pade tere …..
    21. Boss!, maal versova beach pe theek bara baje aayega.
    22. Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga.
    23. Woh kutte ki maut marega.
    24. Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi.
    25. Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do.
    26. Apne hathiyaar phenk do.
    27. Keshto: Hi-HEEYAAHH!
    28. Har kutte ka din aata hai.
    29. Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga.
    30. Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?
    31. Police mere peeche lagi hui hai …

    Now some awesome stuff from heroes and villains…

    Top Hero Dialogues

    1. Kabhi kabhi kuch jeetne ke liye kuch harna bhi padta hai. Aur har kar jeetne walon ko Baazigar kehte hain, kya kehte hain? Baazigar. — Baazigar
    2. Rishte mein hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah. — Shahenshah
    3. Mere paas ma hai. — Deewar
    4. Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh. Kanoon ke dalalon ne tareekh ko ek hathiyar ki tarah istemaal kiya hai.— Damini
    5. Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baate karte hain, tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, tum is baat par hansti, us baat par hairan hoti. — Silsila
    6. Mera naam Raju hai, main us desh ka vasi hoon jis desh mein Ganga behti hai. — Jis Desh Mein Ganga Behti Hai
    7. Jab ye dhai kilo ka haath kisi par padta hai, to admi uthta nahin, uth jata hai. — <!– D(["mb","Damini

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    8. Anarkali, Salim ki mohabbat tumhe marne nahinn degi aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge. — Mughal-e-Azam

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    9. Jao pahle us admi ka sign lekar aao, jisne meren haath pe yeh likha – Mera baap chor hai.— Deewar

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    1. Mogambo khush hua! — Mr India

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    2. Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hain toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega. — Sholay

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    3. Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya? — Sholay

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    4. Sara shahar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai.n — Kalicharan

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    5. Idhar bhau ko election jitaye kaun? Bhikhun Mhatre. Mumbai ka king kaun? Bhikhu Mhatre.— Satya

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    6. Ye haath mujhe de de Thakur.— Sholay

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    8. Anarkali, Salim ki mohabbat tumhe marne nahin degi aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge. — Mughal-e-Azam
    9. Jao pahle us admi ka sign lekar aao, jisne mere haath pe yeh likha – Mera baap chor hai.— Deewar

    Top Villain Dialogues

    1. Mogambo khush hua! — Mr India
    2. Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hai toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega. — Sholay
    3. Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya? — Sholay
    4. Sara shahar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai. — Kalicharan
    5. Idhar bhau ko election jitaye kaun? Bhikhu Mhatre. Mumbai ka king kaun? Bhikhu Mhatre.— Satya
    6. Ye haath mujhe de de Thakur.— Sholay
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Now for the bestest ones, some Mithunda dialouges …

Mithun’s amazing dialouges

1. Mera naam hai Suraj, truck driver Suraj

2. Bheegi hui cigrette , jal nahi sakti
Aur yeh kahtay hai ki teri maut ki tarikh tal nahi sakti

3. Naam hai Sankar .. aur hoon mein Gunda No. 1

4. Apuun ka naam hai Heera,
Apuun ne sab ko Cheera…”

5. kala shetty: Kaun hai be tu?

Mithun da: Mai hun tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,

Garibon ke liye jyoti,

Gundon ke liye jwala,
Tuze banake maut ka niwala,

Tere sineme gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.

6. Kyunki ab mein Indrajeet nahi……chandaal hoon
tum chaho toh mera program note karlo
tum sab meri diary mein mar chuke ho!
mein chahoo toh tum sabko abhi mar sakta hoon
magar abhi maarne se tumhe maarne ka credit meri bullet ko mil jayega!!!!

7. Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kam

Dikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda

8. Mantriji:- “Ye kanch bullretproof hai. Tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte”
Mithun Da:-“Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi”

And he breaks the glass by throwing small stones onto it. TALIYYYANN !!!!

9. Dushmano ki Lashon par Bhangra karne wala kabhi Langada nahin hota.

10. Koi Shak?

BTW I still consider Anand and Sholay to have the bestest dialouges ever…

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  • Going crazy about Ganguly’s comeback

    Dada is back to international stage too with a 50, with all others batsmen failing its Dada , the only one to show some good batting(leave Tendulkar the god out) …
    It seems all my predictions coming true, with Dada back in team Dada’s boy zaheer in great touch too and South Africa 37/5 it seems too surreal.
    Anyway lately finding less time too blog and this seemed to have turned into a ilovedada blog…

    Oh…it’s 38/6 as I write…

    Stupid people who created this stupid website, they should change it’s name to what I suggested, ok I am talking about this

    ilovedada.com

    May they get something good to think about Dada now.

    Yesterday it was like each ball bowled to Dada me n my pals were messaging each other. It is crazy but good.

    Let’s hope India can win this test match, thats what every Dada supporter and every not so supporter of his wants.

    Technorati tags: Sourav Ganguly, Cricket, Sports

  • And he is back…

    And no one was much happier than me. Dada’s 83 against Rest of South Africa marks the comeback of the great player. Pathan also scored a hundred, maybe it’s Dada who lifted his confidence. Whatever, nothing again to be said about the rest of the party.

    Hope the Test Series continues in a similar fashion and Ganguly scores nicely. I hope we at least draw one test to be highly optimistic.

    Technorati tags: Sourav Ganguly, Cricket, Sports

  • Back to DADAGiri!!!

    Sourav Ganguly is back. But how can a person who was dropped on charges of underperforming, come back to Indian team. His recall is strange but still an expected event. Presence of Vengsarkar in the selection panel means there are now more power centers in the Indian cricket team other than the captain and coach.

    It must be a strange feeling for Mr. Chappell as of now, with Ganguly back in the side and the so called experiments going to back to where it all started. The return of Laxman, Zaheer and Kumble was a precursor to the main event.

    Although I am still skeptical about how things will work out between Chappell and Ganguly, only assuring factor being the presence of Dravid. He as a captain faces one of his biggest task now, a rollback of everything he tried to do in one year and prepare the team for World cup next year. As of now he should better concentrate though on playing full 50 overs in a game.

    But all this can’t take away anything from the Man of the Moment Sourav Ganguly. If he makes it possible it would be promoted as the biggest comeback in Indian sporting history. The Kyon Hua Kaise Hua ad campaign generated a lot of sympathy for Dada in the days the other Cricketers were also not clicking.

    Sourav has a big challenge on his hand, if he fails people can pardon him as person who fought for a year to get back into the team and made it, but the bigger challenge lies ahead for the Dravid and the Indian team. What if they fail again? It is sure that if Indians don’t play well in Test Series everyone won’t play well, and Ganguly will be the one giving all his effort (atleast it is presumed that way). Even if there is 10 times more pressure on him than the others to perform, I think finally Ganguly emerges as a winner of this unwanted battle.

    A battle never fought on Cricket ground, but went across all the way from streets of Kolkata to the Indian Parliament, to a Cola commercial. And what more is on cards, a one day berth for Ganguly or even more a return to Captaincy (I may be dreaming…). But Indian cricket seems to learning from its neighbours Pakistan in making things complicated.

    As of now everyone is praying whatever happens India atleast draw one match in the test match series. Winning what’s that!!!

    Related Posts: Hu Ha India…Gaya India

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  • Dhoom 2oo Good

    Half way into the movie my friend suggests best GUI ever, I agree. Movie ends, a sneezing coughing already choked for air me, comes out of the theatre into the crappy Bangalore street traffic, I thought I will suffer an Asthma attack. This movie should carry a warning that it can leave you breathless. My obvious expression after every scene, “yaar saans hi nahi lene de rahe”, referring to the alternate switching scenes between icantseehercontinouslyotherwisemewillgoblind(a new adjective soon to be compiled by Webstar) Bipasha and a dunnawhattosaygaspingmouthbreathlesslungs( a new adjective soon to be compiled by Oksford) Aishwarya.

    Dhoom-2 marks the return of the Great Masala Movie to Bollywood, though this time round it’s packed in Silver-foil rather than green shabby polythene covers. Infact Masala entertainers are what everyone wants after years of crappy NRI pleasing glycerine overdosed K-JO genre movies.

    Hide Uday Chopra’s face and you get the most beautiful starcast assembled in modern times. Though Uday Chopra was one the biggest surprises for me in the movie as he walked away with the best lines and was the perfect thing a sidekick could ever dream of becoming. Doesn’t matter.

    Abhishek Bachchan known to add the cool factor in movies like Bluffmaster etc is perfectly in compliance with the norms. He was the perfect thanda in the movie which had not much for him anyway. Doesn’t matter.

    Bipasha hmm, throughout my life I have stuck to the fact that Bengali gals are the most beautiful in the country, the moment when Bipasha appears in the orange colored costume for the Touch Me number , that made orange my favourite fruit, orange my favourite colour and Holland my favourite football team for life. Second half’s much talked about bikni sequence is a gracefully executed sequence which would otherwise have been turned crappy by other filmmakers. She looks athletically sexy, oozing and oomphing all kind of gasps possible. But she was close to crap in the second half. Doesn’t matter.

    People say that she isn’t that great as she is talked about, agree. People say she can be dumb as an actress agree. But what you want to see you get it. Agree? Aish as Sunahari is a tribute to the beautiful Aishwarya as we have never seen before. Awesomely toned body, great dances, nicely executed graceful ishtyle. Acting, role. Doesn’t matter.

    In my highly biased opinion Hrithik is the next best thingy after Amitabh and Shahrukh. I think though many flow along
    this bias positively. After years we have got a Hero who does all with a soothing halo of sincerity around him, and with such panache which will put the best thinking and puzzled. Even I am puzzled how to create sentences as of now but Hrithik is sometimes too graceful to be a Bollywood hero, maybe that’s what puts him apart from the rest. Maybe he can’t act, he overacts or whatever crap people come up with, but there is hardly anyone at the moment who can challenge his screen presence. And that’s what matters maybe.

    And the Hrithik-Ash pair is something to look out for, they click like anything together, leave the kissh out but the scenes together even Hrithik and Ash coming together gives you that feeling that someone has put smoldering embers under you on the seat. Looking forward to much more from the pair, it’s definitely better than she gets along with the Baccha Bachchan.

    Anyway nice watch, it’s time we realize that those critics cribbing about good stories are mostly wrong, one can create great entertainers even without a story.

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  • Hu Ha India…gaya India!!!

    I don’t know why we always pin hopes on our boys. Maybe its blind optimism. Maybe it’s the hope that show us( or the ads). Anyway South Africa tours have been generally this way only. 157 run loss is just the first in series. I don’t see the tide turning anyway further in the competition.
    So what has been wrong, a recent interview with Wasim Akram on some news channel said it all. According to him we chop-n-change too much, add to that our inexperienced bowling attack. But someone told me Kumble has went for the tour, for what playing kho–kho with the team.
    It will be better if Indian team does some batting practice, rather than playing kho–kho and kabbadi which may have left Yuvraj out for the World cup.
    With due respects Dravid is a great batsman, but when it comes to captaincy, everyone agrees he could be a bit vocal. Rather than showing his presence on the field he remains a bit laid-back. agree that’s his style but even with bowlers bowling all places on field he doesn’t seem to wither a bit. He should start doing that otherwise its tough days ahead for him. Ganguly and even Azhar in the past have shown their dominance by having a great field presence which maybe important for a captain to have.
    The only special thing yesterday was the knock by Sachin. He is GOD!!! Nothing more I can say about the GOD.
    Also another good thing was the television presentation on ESPN, bringing back the great memories of days when commentary used to be on cricket not on spaghetti straps. Also the great atmosphere on the ground and the good pitch added to the presentation, quite a refreshing change from the recently concluded boring Champions trophy.
    It seems like Kaif and Raina have to do something, Raina especially isn’t a hitter and no great innings to his name. Kaif should stop basking in the glory of past achievements which are long lost in the past.
    Dinesh Mongia seems to be a good thing for team. His bowling is quite good but its still puzzling why he was under bowled.
    As far as Greg Chappel is considered I completely agree with Durga Puja pendal guys in Kolkata who created a deity of Durga with Mahishasura where the ASURA was Greg Chappel. With him in picture first time it seems Indian cricket operates not from field but from outside it.
    Please say bye-bye to experiments, Cricket is a lazy man’s game, let it be that way.
    Anyway check out this amazing post on the same issue,
    Kaho Na Massacre Hai

    Disclaimer: I am a hardcore DADA (Sourav Ganguly) fan, so this article may not be considered neutral by few, still this is my personal opinion.
    Also the title is not against India, it’s against the Indian Cricket team. Still if the title offends any I apologise and will change it.

    *This one was originally blogged at Sportolysis

    Technorati tags: Cricket, ,,South Africa,

  • Another Sachin and Kambli !!!

    Just came across this article from Mohandas Menon,

    Sachin-Kambli record eclipsed

    When about 19 years back two Acherakar boys from Mumbai’s Shardashram had a 664 run partnership noone would have thought that one of them would be then would go on to become Sachin Tendulkar. The thing is that one of them was Sachin Tendulkar was such an historic event that it overshadows most of the events of that decade and maybe even that century. Noone can deny the god like status Sachin has achieved today but even God shows their best as kids. About Kambli people remember more for his stupid hairstyles (or no-hairstyles) and his crying after the SriLanka semi-final loss at Eden Garden’s 1996 rather than his double double centuries against England. He was a good enough batsman always there but never so much there.

    Now its the turn of two kids from Hyderabad, India’s new sporting hot-pot( Sania and Saina emerging from there) to give us Mohammad Shahbaz Tumbi and B Manoj Kumar. These two non-teenagers have broken one of the longest standing records in Under-18 cricket( Infact highest partnership in CLASS of Cricket) in India scoring 721 runs in a partnership for their school and hope they continue the good efforts till they grow up and play for India one day.

    Hoping that both of them goes the Sachin way, not his friends way.

    *This one was originally blogged at Sportolysis

    Technorati tags: Cricket, , Kambli, Sports