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  • Quark’s Law

    Moore’s law, Murphy’s Law, this law, that law.

    Now comes Quark’s Law…!!!

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  • Kids are the Future, they know it !!!

    Date
    13th May’2002

    Train
    Bangalore-Delhi Rajdhani Express
    AC III Tier

    Passengers
    Pattu (that is me, school nickname), Addu and Niddu

    Travel Purpose
    Journey from Bangalore to Nagpur. Me going back home after more than a month. The time which was spent in Delhi, Nagpur, Chennai and Bangalore giving IITJEE, KCET and DA-IICT entrance, coaching and waiting for trains.

    The Incident
    Now something about the incident, we had a family sitting with us in Train, uncle-aunty and two kids, elder son gave KCET like us and the younger one a school kid, maybe about 10-11 years old.

    The Father-Son duo (the younger son) was sitting facing each other with the train moving in the direction where the Father’s back was, Kid says

    “Dad, you are looking at the past, me at the future”

    That time I could just manage to smile at this, today I think I couldn’t have managed more.

    P.S. – Thought of blogging this after I read about Sur’s incident on the same Railway route.

    P.P.S- Although it’s out of context I would like to mention that this was the first time I was traveling by Rajdhani and the food was awesome.

  • Liverpool Jeetega

    Hope Steven Gerrad(my favourite football player) and his boys do it again. Last time it was a miracle, hoping for such kind of a game again. But somewhere inside I have a feeling that the Work-Ex of Milan Uncles(Gattuso, Seedorf, Maldini) along with another uncle (kaka) will do it.

    But go Liverpool win it…make it Red


    For those who didn’t find the context read this,

    Champion’s League Final

    Wiki Page on this year’s UCL

    Technorati Tags: UCL, Liverpool, Champions League, AC Milan

  • Taj Mahal Needs a Facial

    Great, even Taj Mahal gets into the Shahnaz Hussain regime. Read this news on Time- The Taj Mahal Needs a Facial.

    Interesting way to resolve the chores of India’s only member in the Seven Wonders of the World club. The website quotes,

    The parliamentary report suggests applying a special mud treatment to the building to bring it back to life. “To restore the pristine glory of the Taj Mahal, as a conservation measure, the clay pack treatment which is non-corrosive and non-abrasive [should be] carried out for the removal of the accretionary deposits,”it says.

    Good that given our Parliament’s way of doing things, they didn’t go for a detergent clean-up!!!

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  • Stuck in Book Traffic courtesy Ms. Ayn Rand

    Ayn Rand is surely a genius. She has made a mess out of my reading habits. I am no way a book addict like pingu but I have read some 30 odd books in the 11 months after coming to Bangalore. But it was only after I read Fountainhead that things have started messing up.

    After Fountainhead I started with Harry Potter to pacify my thoughts. I mean Harry and company surely are much more simpler to comprehend in action and thoughts than Howard Roark and troupe.

    As if Roark, Gynand, the stupid acts of Dominique, the light year long dialouges of Elssworth Toohey weren’t enough, I started my interaction with John Galt. Although still somewhere in middle Dagny sounds much more rationale than Dominique.

    Ayn Rand has started given me bad dreams too. I once saw Ayn Rand in my dream and here is how the conversation went,

    Me- Hi Ayn.
    Ayn Rand- Hi Desh! There is no reason why we are talking, but should there be a reason. You can do whatever you want but let me make my home as I want to to. And then I will blast it. There is nothing known as love for the house but an animal like desire for the ones whom I never loved. It hurts me if someone thinks that profits are worthless. Philanthropy is just a juxtaposition of randomly disordered thoughts which were never objectivist in nature. Its better to eat from someone’s palter rather than cook for him blah blah blah…(to infinity)

    And then you wake up with her bakbak still rumbling in my small brain.

    Whatever I say Ayn Rand surely makes you think and maybe that’s why she is that popular. Anyways by book traffic I mean I am reading the following books at the same time and not able to complete any of them,

    • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter-1,2,3 happened in one-two weeks, third is certainly the best of the lot)
    • Atlas Shrugged
    • Short Story Collection by Satyajit Ray (quite simple stories
    • Freakonomics
    • Shantaram (read some 600 pages of it few months back and after that have had 3 failed attempts to restart it again)

    Trying for a non-congested book affair. Any suggestions?

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  • Kalam Chacha- Tussi Na Jao

    One of my friends today sent me a link to vote (some kind of a online petition) to let APJ Abdul Kalam, the honorable President of the India to stick to his job. I quite liked the initiative as I find him the Best President till date, quit energetic and Junta Pleasing than his previous mundane successors. A person who truly has redefined the role of President. If you find him good too Vote for him.

    (APJ Abdul Kalam. Img Source:http://presidentofindia.nic.in)

    I quite appreciate the work done by Kalam Sir and am very fond his books (Wings of Fire and Ignited Minds). I don’t want him away from this job and as such the other names in consideration are quite scary.

    So vote for him and if you haven’t visited President’s website yet do visit it. It’s great fun to read his speeches and lectures.

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  • Fir Jeet Gayi Australia

    3 and still no one to stop (img soure: ndtv.com)

    It’s finally over, after a two month old, not so fascinating exercise, the cup ended in hands of deserving winners. Aussies have now 3 consecutive World Cup victories along with a 29 match winning streak, which for sure wouldn’t be surpassed by any team, atleast in this century. That day I thought Jayasuriya and Sangakara almost started on a road that was quite impossible, in the end it turned out that way only.

    Awesome Cricket from the Sri-Lankans too, as I certainly wouldn’t have hoped any better from any team against the Australians. Aussies are too much to reckon with. The day belonged to three people- Gilchrist, McGrath and Jayasuriya. Gillu with his awesome effort with the Bat, Glenn McGrath for an awesome career which had the best possible ending with a victory in World cup and a Man of the Series award and Jayasuriya for a knock which still highlights his fighting spirit, probably his last in an World Cup. Ponting equaled Lloyd but personally I quite dislike him for reasons quite not so in my recognition.

    In a way I am happy that the Cup ended. It was growing into a boring entity which noone cared whether it even existed or not. It was a lethargic event which succumbed tyo an even more confusing and stupid ending. That Drakness Drama which unfolded was stupid and adds no pleasure in viewing, certainly. But the Final atleast looked like a Final with crowds in the stadium and an awesome atmosphere, add to that some god fighting Cricket. Certainly the closest Final after 1996 World Cup.

    I am happy that it’s over, sad that Gilchrist might be considering a retirement from One-Dayers after this 😦

    Technorati Tags: Cricket, World Cup 2007, Adam Gilchrist, Australia, SriLanka, McGrath, Jayasuriya, World Cup Final

  • Gillu Bhai Jio!!!

    Gilchrist is awesome. His 149 proved that he is one of the bestest player of our generation and he is one of my personal favourites too. Among the Bestest of Best, I was expecting him to make a double, but sadly it didn’t happen.

    So 281 is what Sri Lanka need in 38 overs. I think its mostly over with the exception of a miracle from Jayasuriya.

    Bestest crowd in the Cup so far, and lots of entertainment, it feels like I am seeing atleast a World Cup game.

    Once again, Hats off to Gilchrist.

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  • Desi aur Uski Pyari Billi

    Billi Do Hazaar Saat
    Ek Lagan Nayi

    Sawaal- Billi Do Hazaar Che main kya hua, diya kyon nahi?
    Jawaab- No Comments!

    Sawaal-Kya is baar Fotu Chipkega?
    Jawaab- Ji haan chipkega!

    Sawaal-Billi swasth ke liye kyon zaroori hai?
    Jawaab- Billi nahi nikli to Bill bharne mushkil ho jaayenge, hamara swasth to thik hi hai lekin kahi mansik swasth na kharab ho jaaye. Aji ho hi jaayega. Billi main nahi hona swasth ke liye hanikarini rahega.

    Sawaal-Bangalore main to itne saare kutte hai, fir Billi hi kyon?
    Jawaab- Kisi mahaan vyakti ne kaha hai,

    Bangalore main agar patthar faiko to ya to kutte ko lagega ya fir abhiyanta ko lagega.

    Humen socha kutto ka to yaha khatma ho raha hai, to ab hume hi patthar lagenge, to humne Billi ko chuna. Billi hume Bangalore ki takniki duniya se door jaane ka suvarna mauka degi.

    Sawaal-Billi ke liye aajkal junta main utsukta kafi jyada hai?
    Jawaab- Ji haan, Billi kafi garma-garam ho chuki hai. Kuch varsho pahle yeh nahi tha. Bharat ki nayi artha-vyavastha main in naukriyon ko kafi badhawa mila hai.

    Sawaal-Aap kya sochte hai kya is baar aap “Billi ka Tod” ya “Billi ki Ghanti” prapt karne main safal honge?
    Jawaab- Pata nahi, dekhiye kuch kah nahi sakte, baat yun hai ki aajkal Billi badi anishchit ho gayi hai, yeh ek aisa khel hai jiska nirnay hamare uttaro aur bhagwaan ke aashirwaad ke alawa, mananiya nyayalaya, kuch dangayi aivam mantri bhi nirikshan-parikshan karne ke baad ghoshity karte hai. Yahi saal le lijiye abhi tak Billi ke nirnay latke hue hai.

    Sawaal-Aap to teesri baar Billi dene ki taiyari kar rahi hai, kuch hamare darshako ke liye sandesh?
    Jawaab- Ganit aur Anglya Bhasha prayog hi zaroori nahi hai, lagan aur mehnat zaruri hai. Dete rahiye, ek na ek din Billi aapke kadam choomegi. Jai Hind!!!

    Kya Desi Billi prapt kar payenge.

    SMS kijiye Desi Y (haan ke liye) ya Desi N(na ke liye) 242424 par

    Dhanyawaad.

    Pichle Varsh ke Desi ke Billi-Adventure

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  • Girls just Love me, and boys love …

    “Girls Just Love Me” and boys love Jamola (couldn’t think of another name which won’t be offensive to anyone)

    If you know me as desh, click here

    If you know me as desi, click here

    If you know me as pattu, click here

    If you don’t know me click anywhere

    Awesome one, have send it to around 30 people with a modified link.

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