Category: Sports

  • It’s Not Cricket

    Over the years Bill Woodfull’s famous expression from the Adelaide test of the now infamous 1933 Bodyline series has stood for everything unsportsmanlike. A game built on the traditions of British Raj, Cricket originated to represent everything true and honest. Incidents such as Bodyline in 30s, the underarm bowling incident orchestrated by Chappell brothers in 80s, or the match fixing episode of the late 90s tarnished this reputation. But this latest IPL fixing-betting scandal doesn’t fall in the same bracket, simply because IPL is not cricket.

    Incidents such as the 1981 Underarm incident harmed Cricket, but IPL doesn't harm it.
    Incidents such as the 1981 Underarm incident harmed Cricket, but IPL doesn’t harm it, as it’s not Cricket

    As a cricket fan I was excited at the prospects of IPL starting. I still recall the image which appeared in newspapers on the launch day- Sharad Pawar and Lalit Modi revealing a neatly arranged assembly of iconic players (guess it was Sachin, Dada, Dravid, Kumble, Glenn McGrath, and Shane Warne). It had started as a knee-jerk reaction to ICL, which although being cornered to some dark corners of a Gurgaon stadium (Tau Devilal I presume) was generating enough excitement as a television product. My excitement was propelled by the prospects of watching some exciting Cricket, and yes T20 was still Cricket post that amazing 2007 World Cup victory.

    I went for the IPL opener in Bangalore, and what a night it was. From the opening ceremony to McCullum’s amazing knock, Dravid leaving the ball outside the offstump (even in T20) to the eventual KKR victory. I was sold. At least for the first two seasons, and a good part of third. But then my relationship with IPL started souring.

    My first issue with the IPL emerged due to pure cricketing reasons. Instead of bat and ball this more a show of strength, brain had been taken over by brawn, beauty by brashness. Logic was quickly becoming a tradable commodity, and the constant shuffling of players meant that emotions never cultivated their own space. Ross Taylor who had become more Banglorean than any of city’s IT imports moved franchise, Chennai and Mumbai always seemed to have their way, Shahrukh’s arrogant presence was getting irritating, everyone had forgotten the initial $9 mn salary cap, and as Guha mentions in his piece which appeared few days back on Cricinfo, the league never covered most of India. It was an affair dominated by the South and the West, and by the rich urban spaces.

    In between all this, I stopped watching it after season 3, just to glance through the updates as there was enough of it all around me.

    Through all this time I was always confused about why fans were spending so much of their time, energy, and money on this. Was I cynical, a bit arrogant, or was I right to ignore this?

    Events which have transpired over the last few days make me a happy man, primarily because I am not sad at all. I am not attached to this. This is not Cricket, it can never be.

    Can IPL ever replicate the tension of India’s 2011 World Cup Final; the thrill of Steyn bowling to Tendulkar during the Durban test; the heartbreak of the Klusner-Donald mix up; the insult of the Miandad sixer; the joy of West Indies winning the T20 World Cup; the disgust of the Cronje revelations; the generation-changing impact of Kapil Dev’s victory; the sheer domination of West Indies in 70s-80s and Australia in 90s-00s; the pure excitement of the 2005 Ashes series; the image of Imran Khan lifting the Crystal Trophy; the stomach churn experienced listening to Tony Grieg during the Desert Storm matches; the nonchalance of Benaud; the accidental humor of Inzamam; the righteousness of men like Woodfull, Gilchrist, and Dravid; the pain of watching Tendulkar in pain during the Chennai test against Pakistan; the political manoeuvring of Atal Bihari Vajpayee to get the India Pakistan series on track; the pleasure of reading Guha, CLR James, or modern works such as Rahul Bhattacharya’s Pundits from Pakistan; the delight of watching Pakistani Fast bowlers and the confusion over their actual age; the mystery over Bob Woolmer’s death; the legend of Don Bradman, Len Hutton, and Frank Worrell; the insights of Mihir Bose or Harsha Bhogle; the grace of a Gower or Ganguly stroke; the guile of Warne; the accuracy of McGrath; the fear of facing the West Indian pace attack; the purity of Lords or the certain suspicion of playing at Sharjah; the persistence of Vettori; and the pure joy of watching Cricket in stadiums.

    No it can’t.

    Englishmen laid the foundation of some great institutions like railways, civil services, and cricket, and Indians have taken control of all of them and driven them towards mistrust, lack of governance, and rampant corruption. Even the in days of Lord Harris administrators were strong, individualistic, and arrogant creatures, but they were never against the spirit of cricket and against the true values of this game. But the blame doesn’t lie with administrators and players alone, the cricket watching public is equally responsible for this moral rot.

    IPL it's not Cricket, it is a B-grade remake of the original
    IPL it’s not Cricket, it is a B-grade remake of the original

    When did we start celebrating the objectification of women over the insights of women writers like Sharda Ugra or Firdos Moonda, or TV journalists like Meha Bhardwaj or Sonal Chander? When did we start calling a sixer as a <<bank>> maximum? When did we start appreciating vulgarity over purity? When did we start appreciating paid, make-believe commentary box view over independent opinion? When did we start believing that this was cricket?

    I think I was lost in this translation. I better be lost forever than be part of this cheap imitation of cricket.

    As for administrators, players, and IPL fans they can begin by asking themselves what CLR James’s famous question from Beyond a Boundary

    What do they know of cricket who only cricket know?

    Onto some real Cricket starting with Champions Trophy and then Ashes.

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  • Our obsession with the 100th 100

    कब बनेगा शतको का शतक?
    (आज तक, 193 times since Feb’11)

    Ever since end of February 2011 all of us have been waiting for Sachin to score that century. Personally I have been counting every run of his backwards from 100, from the 16 left against Pakistan at Mohali to the 27 left at Melbourne the wait for that perfect figure still continues. Throughout this time I have been through a multitude of feelings. I have been logical and appreciative of opposing bowlers at times; erratic and abusive to the bowlers, Dhoni and even Sharad Pawar at times; emotional and thinking about the century too much; nostalgic and thinking about classics from Perth to Chennai to Sharjah; a fool to neglect all the other action around him; a connoisseur of the game and loving every moment of the awesome test cricket which has been on offer this year and above all obsessed with him reaching his 100.

    Reaching 100 is not just a milestone for Sachin, it just a manifestation of all our childhood dreams. We have been always chasing that 100, that perfect number. Ask a Father back in 90s and he would have told My kid should get 100 in Maths, बाकी अंग्रेजी वगेरा के नंबर कौन देखता है.

    So the child would run behind that target, he would get a 25 on 25 in unit test, but that is like getting a 100 in Bangladesh or in a Ranji match. One needs a 100 in exams, so he would then get it in Half Yearly, only to hear Son, its still not the finals.

    That kid would burn the midnight oil to get that 100, he would reach 97, 98, 99, but it was always the 100 which mattered. All along this time there were classmates doing brilliantly in multiple areas (like Kallis: scoring 100s and taking wickets), becoming excellent orators (like Dravid, Sanga, scoring 100s and winning hearts with their speeches), being naughty (like Ponting, scoring 100 and being that arrogant naughty brat in the class), becoming school leaders like Head Boy/Girl (like Kumble taking wickets and showing his leadership mettle both on and off the field, or like Ganguly, always leading from the front and scoring 100s too) and going around with pretty girls (like Warnie, one of the best bowler ever, and pretty smooth with girls too :)).

    But there was always that silent humble chap in the class trying to score a century in Maths (or maybe Physics, Chemistry, Biology, our quest for excellence never goes beyond the Science subjects). The entire set of teachers, kids, and parents just looked up to him to score that 100, and he was just expected to do that, where as the rest of the class was doing many other things. Many kids and parent idolized him as the perfect student, as millions around the world have idolized Sachin now, as the perfect student of the game.

    The simple issue here is, for us Sachin is they way we have lived our life for over 22 years, beyond his 100th 100 there is nothing else left for us to chase. Some might say that we have reduced Sachin to a mere number, but its just the way we have been with him, we have just wanted him to score hundreds, hundred after hundred, without thinking about simple things like India’s victory, Sachin’s happiness, and just Cricket.

    For me the attempt to give him Bharat Ratna is nothing different from the Scholar Blazers/Markers Cup/CBSE Merit Certificate (just stamping our approval of his perfection)

    I wish everyone leaves Sachin to his own, like Dravid leaving the cricket ball. The wicketkeeper (read the ghost of that 100th 100) would be there to catch him, but Sachin for sure knows his way around.

    Even the perfect student wanted to participate in debates, become the School Captain or talk to girl sometimes ;).

    Featured Image by Vikas via WikiMedia Commons

  • टेस्ट क्रिकेट का अंत… या शुरुआत?

    आने वाला है क्रिकेट इतिहास का एक अमर क्षण
    जब होने चलते स्वयं के टेस्ट के पूरे दो हज़ार रन,
    १८७७ मैं शुरू हुई थी जो प्रथा
    २०११ मैं क्या हो गयी है इसकी व्यथा.

    अंग्रेजो ने नीव रखी क्रिकेट के खेल की
    खेल खेल मैं उन्होंने फैलाई सभ्यता ब्रिटेन की,
    शुरू मैं था बस यह अंग्रेजो और उनके के गुलामो का टकराव,
    वो क्या जानते थे एक दिन गुलाम ही करेंगे इस खेल का ऐसा बदलाव.

    उन दिनों यह होता था खेल गौरव का, प्रतिष्ठा का
    सज्जनों का और वतन के लिए खेलने वालो का,
    पर जब से आई एक दिवसीय और टी-२० क्रिकेट की बहार,
    बदल ही गया इस खेल का व्यवहार.

    अब लोगो को पसंद है मार पीट कर खेलने वाले बल्लेबाज़
    गेंदबाजों की अस्मत पर गिरी है गाज,
    वो दिन थे जब थरथराते थे गेंदबाजों से बल्लेबाज़ हर क्षण,
    गेंदबाज़ थे की थे वो लंकापति रावण.

    वक्त बदला, तकनीक बदली, मैदान हुए हरे भरे, वेश भूषा हुई रंगीन
    दूरदर्शन ने दर्शको का अनुभव बदला, तो कम कपडे पहनी नर्तकियो ने किया मामला संगीन
    बस कुछ नहीं बदला
    तो वो है क्रिकेट-प्रेमियों के प्रेम, और महानता की परिभाषा.

    महानता के सर्वोच्च उदहारण,
    उम्मीद है लोर्ड्स पर करेंगे अंग्रेजो का हरण,
    भगवान् से मेरी है यही गुज़ारिश
    अपने अवतार के ज़रिये हमेशा करते रहे रनों की बारिश.

  • खेल,इन्टरनेट और हम

    कुछ बाराह साल का था मैं, जब मैंने पहली बार भगवान् को देखा, वो नीले रंग का मुकुट पहेनता था अपने घुंघराले बालो के ऊपर, और एक भारी लकड़ी की गदा थी उसके पास, और अपने चमत्कार से वोह दुनिया के सबसे महान गेंदबाजों का नाश कर रहा था. उस साल था विश्व कप के उपलक्ष पर उसने दौड़ो की झड़ी लगा दी थी, और शेन वारने नमक गेंदबाज़ को तो उस महान ने नेस्तनाबूद ही कर दिया था.

    पर फिर वोह दिन भी आया, जब कलकत्ता की रणभूमि पर ९१/२ के स्कोर पर वोह आउट हुआ, और उसके बाद कलकत्ता की जनता ने उस देवता के अभाव मैं मैदान को भस्म कर दिया, लोग कहते है वोह शिवजी का दुःख था की उस नन्हे भगवान् के आउट होने पर उन्होंने उस दिन कलकत्ता पर आग बरसाई. पर उस रात मैं सो नहीं पाया, और उन आँखों मैं कही कुछ पानी की बूँदें ज़रूर थी.

    १९९६ का वोह साल और मायनों मैं भी ऐतिहासिक था, जब इन्टरनेट नामक तकनीक मेरी दुनिया मैं आई. एक घर्र्र घर्र करते संगणक के सामने बैठ कर आप दुनिया मैं कही भी चिट्ठी लिख सकते थे. हॉट मेल , याहू, और मेरे आज के नाम से जुडी एक पोर्टल काफी प्रसिद्ध हुए.

    पर मुझे क्या पता था, की कुछ १० सालो बाद, इन्टरनेट के जरिये मैं उन महान खेल के क्षणों को संभाल के रख पाऊंगा, जिनका इतिहास मैं कोई सानी नहीं, और जो मेरे दिल के बेहद करीब रहेंगे. इसी का प्रयास करते हुए हम कुछ मित्रो ने मिल कर “पेन द गेम” की स्थापना की. इसके पहले ही वर्ष मैं इसने indibloggies पुरस्कार समारोह मैं भारत के सबसे बेहतरीन खेल ब्लॉग होने का गौरव प्राप्त किया.

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  • the resolution

    Gandhi tried it, so did Ronaldo, now its our turn to do it for our Team…May India win.

    Jai Dada, Jai Bharat!!!
  • Its Prayer Time…!!!

    No pre-match discussions, no predictions, no prophecies, its time to pray
    Let us pray so that we don’t become Sri Lankan Lion’s prey;

    A prayer from heart is what they say, will help the Men in Blue save,
    but don’t let the prayer be too strong,
    as the Blue may become darker and the colour a lil wrong;

    The last one for Dada, Dravid and Tendulkar,
    the first one for Dhoni and Pathan,
    Let all the firsts lasts and middles go on,
    Not tumble upon and fly back home so torn;

    Somehow I feel the prayer will succeed, as will our team,
    but we are habituated to hiccups and our team to indigestion,
    even if they win it will be surreal and even if they loose it will be quite away from real;

    But still let come together and Pray,
    as I, we and everyone from India doesn’t want this to end up as a messed up fray.

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  • Going crazy about Ganguly’s comeback

    Dada is back to international stage too with a 50, with all others batsmen failing its Dada , the only one to show some good batting(leave Tendulkar the god out) …
    It seems all my predictions coming true, with Dada back in team Dada’s boy zaheer in great touch too and South Africa 37/5 it seems too surreal.
    Anyway lately finding less time too blog and this seemed to have turned into a ilovedada blog…

    Oh…it’s 38/6 as I write…

    Stupid people who created this stupid website, they should change it’s name to what I suggested, ok I am talking about this

    ilovedada.com

    May they get something good to think about Dada now.

    Yesterday it was like each ball bowled to Dada me n my pals were messaging each other. It is crazy but good.

    Let’s hope India can win this test match, thats what every Dada supporter and every not so supporter of his wants.

    Technorati tags: Sourav Ganguly, Cricket, Sports

  • Back to DADAGiri!!!

    Sourav Ganguly is back. But how can a person who was dropped on charges of underperforming, come back to Indian team. His recall is strange but still an expected event. Presence of Vengsarkar in the selection panel means there are now more power centers in the Indian cricket team other than the captain and coach.

    It must be a strange feeling for Mr. Chappell as of now, with Ganguly back in the side and the so called experiments going to back to where it all started. The return of Laxman, Zaheer and Kumble was a precursor to the main event.

    Although I am still skeptical about how things will work out between Chappell and Ganguly, only assuring factor being the presence of Dravid. He as a captain faces one of his biggest task now, a rollback of everything he tried to do in one year and prepare the team for World cup next year. As of now he should better concentrate though on playing full 50 overs in a game.

    But all this can’t take away anything from the Man of the Moment Sourav Ganguly. If he makes it possible it would be promoted as the biggest comeback in Indian sporting history. The Kyon Hua Kaise Hua ad campaign generated a lot of sympathy for Dada in the days the other Cricketers were also not clicking.

    Sourav has a big challenge on his hand, if he fails people can pardon him as person who fought for a year to get back into the team and made it, but the bigger challenge lies ahead for the Dravid and the Indian team. What if they fail again? It is sure that if Indians don’t play well in Test Series everyone won’t play well, and Ganguly will be the one giving all his effort (atleast it is presumed that way). Even if there is 10 times more pressure on him than the others to perform, I think finally Ganguly emerges as a winner of this unwanted battle.

    A battle never fought on Cricket ground, but went across all the way from streets of Kolkata to the Indian Parliament, to a Cola commercial. And what more is on cards, a one day berth for Ganguly or even more a return to Captaincy (I may be dreaming…). But Indian cricket seems to learning from its neighbours Pakistan in making things complicated.

    As of now everyone is praying whatever happens India atleast draw one match in the test match series. Winning what’s that!!!

    Related Posts: Hu Ha India…Gaya India

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  • Hu Ha India…gaya India!!!

    I don’t know why we always pin hopes on our boys. Maybe its blind optimism. Maybe it’s the hope that show us( or the ads). Anyway South Africa tours have been generally this way only. 157 run loss is just the first in series. I don’t see the tide turning anyway further in the competition.
    So what has been wrong, a recent interview with Wasim Akram on some news channel said it all. According to him we chop-n-change too much, add to that our inexperienced bowling attack. But someone told me Kumble has went for the tour, for what playing khokho with the team.
    It will be better if Indian team does some batting practice, rather than playing khokho and kabbadi which may have left Yuvraj out for the World cup.
    With due respects Dravid is a great batsman, but when it comes to captaincy, everyone agrees he could be a bit vocal. Rather than showing his presence on the field he remains a bit laid-back. agree that’s his style but even with bowlers bowling all places on field he doesn’t seem to wither a bit. He should start doing that otherwise its tough days ahead for him. Ganguly and even Azhar in the past have shown their dominance by having a great field presence which maybe important for a captain to have.
    The only special thing yesterday was the knock by Sachin. He is GOD!!! Nothing more I can say about the GOD.
    Also another good thing was the television presentation on ESPN, bringing back the great memories of days when commentary used to be on cricket not on spaghetti straps. Also the great atmosphere on the ground and the good pitch added to the presentation, quite a refreshing change from the recently concluded boring Champions trophy.
    It seems like Kaif and Raina have to do something, Raina especially isn’t a hitter and no great innings to his name. Kaif should stop basking in the glory of past achievements which are long lost in the past.
    Dinesh Mongia seems to be a good thing for team. His bowling is quite good but its still puzzling why he was under bowled.
    As far as Greg Chappel is considered I completely agree with Durga Puja pendal guys in Kolkata who created a deity of Durga with Mahishasura where the ASURA was Greg Chappel. With him in picture first time it seems Indian cricket operates not from field but from outside it.
    Please say bye-bye to experiments, Cricket is a lazy man’s game, let it be that way.
    Anyway check out this amazing post on the same issue,
    Kaho Na Massacre Hai

    Disclaimer: I am a hardcore DADA (Sourav Ganguly) fan, so this article may not be considered neutral by few, still this is my personal opinion.
    Also the title is not against India, it’s against the Indian Cricket team. Still if the title offends any I apologise and will change it.

    *This one was originally blogged at Sportolysis

    Technorati tags: Cricket, ,,South Africa,

  • Another Sachin and Kambli !!!

    Just came across this article from Mohandas Menon,

    When about 19 years back two Acherakar boys from Mumbai’s Shardashram had a 664 run partnership noone would have thought that one of them would be then would go on to become Sachin Tendulkar. The thing is that one of them was Sachin Tendulkar was such an historic event that it overshadows most of the events of that decade and maybe even that century. Noone can deny the god like status Sachin has achieved today but even God shows their best as kids. About Kambli people remember more for his stupid hairstyles (or no-hairstyles) and his crying after the SriLanka semi-final loss at Eden Garden’s 1996 rather than his double double centuries against England. He was a good enough batsman always there but never so much there.

    Now its the turn of two kids from Hyderabad, India’s new sporting hot-pot( Sania and Saina emerging from there) to give us Mohammad Shahbaz Tumbi and B Manoj Kumar. These two non-teenagers have broken one of the longest standing records in Under-18 cricket( Infact highest partnership in CLASS of Cricket) in India scoring 721 runs in a partnership for their school and hope they continue the good efforts till they grow up and play for India one day.

    Hoping that both of them goes the Sachin way, not his friends way.

    *This one was originally blogged at Sportolysis

    Technorati tags: Cricket, , Kambli, Sports