Category: Me

  • Desi aur Uski Pyari Billi

    Billi Do Hazaar Saat
    Ek Lagan Nayi

    Sawaal- Billi Do Hazaar Che main kya hua, diya kyon nahi?
    Jawaab- No Comments!

    Sawaal-Kya is baar Fotu Chipkega?
    Jawaab- Ji haan chipkega!

    Sawaal-Billi swasth ke liye kyon zaroori hai?
    Jawaab- Billi nahi nikli to Bill bharne mushkil ho jaayenge, hamara swasth to thik hi hai lekin kahi mansik swasth na kharab ho jaaye. Aji ho hi jaayega. Billi main nahi hona swasth ke liye hanikarini rahega.

    Sawaal-Bangalore main to itne saare kutte hai, fir Billi hi kyon?
    Jawaab- Kisi mahaan vyakti ne kaha hai,

    Bangalore main agar patthar faiko to ya to kutte ko lagega ya fir abhiyanta ko lagega.

    Humen socha kutto ka to yaha khatma ho raha hai, to ab hume hi patthar lagenge, to humne Billi ko chuna. Billi hume Bangalore ki takniki duniya se door jaane ka suvarna mauka degi.

    Sawaal-Billi ke liye aajkal junta main utsukta kafi jyada hai?
    Jawaab- Ji haan, Billi kafi garma-garam ho chuki hai. Kuch varsho pahle yeh nahi tha. Bharat ki nayi artha-vyavastha main in naukriyon ko kafi badhawa mila hai.

    Sawaal-Aap kya sochte hai kya is baar aap “Billi ka Tod” ya “Billi ki Ghanti” prapt karne main safal honge?
    Jawaab- Pata nahi, dekhiye kuch kah nahi sakte, baat yun hai ki aajkal Billi badi anishchit ho gayi hai, yeh ek aisa khel hai jiska nirnay hamare uttaro aur bhagwaan ke aashirwaad ke alawa, mananiya nyayalaya, kuch dangayi aivam mantri bhi nirikshan-parikshan karne ke baad ghoshity karte hai. Yahi saal le lijiye abhi tak Billi ke nirnay latke hue hai.

    Sawaal-Aap to teesri baar Billi dene ki taiyari kar rahi hai, kuch hamare darshako ke liye sandesh?
    Jawaab- Ganit aur Anglya Bhasha prayog hi zaroori nahi hai, lagan aur mehnat zaruri hai. Dete rahiye, ek na ek din Billi aapke kadam choomegi. Jai Hind!!!

    Kya Desi Billi prapt kar payenge.

    SMS kijiye Desi Y (haan ke liye) ya Desi N(na ke liye) 242424 par

    Dhanyawaad.

    Pichle Varsh ke Desi ke Billi-Adventure

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  • It was IIT time again…

    Yesterday was IITJEE day. This time 2.5 lakh people appeared for it compared to 1.5 lakh which sat for screening when I gave it. Nice to read that they gave a Multiple Choice questions based easier exam. Now its time when people will start searching for IITJEE 2007 solutions everywhere and start comparing them with what they have put up in papers. In my days there were two phases, now its one which takes away a bit of pressure from the students. Screening sorted out some 25K people for mains. But giving the final main exam was quite an affair.

    I still remember the day, 5th May 2002. Me and niddu had lodged up in a nice hotel at Sitabardi, Nagpur. Both of us back from a month long Crash Course at Delhi, quite tired of studies. Actually we both were with quite less expectations but still there is always that hope.

    Niddu left for his centre in morning, I guess it was LNIT. Mine was CP Berrar College, and as I heard it was quite far. Amol Kaka, my dad’s cousin bro came to pick me up in the morning. It was quite hot, I had a really short haircut that time and I still remember my head burning. My kaka left me with some stuff to eat(chips, a coke and biscuits) at that was quite a remote place. Ok now it was exam time.

    So it started with Chemistry, giving the paper I was feeling lie god, I could solve almost all the stuff in paper and felt like GOD!!! You know those days solving everything really meant that. All the 12 questions, I think I did well with 10 of them. The thing was the first half was marred by Band-Baaja waalahs and as people in Nagpur told me later CP Berrar was there area. In middle of first paper I asked the invigilator for telling them to stop. They stopped after sometime but when you are playing well nothing matters.

    When I came out of the hall, I heard that everyone has done well, I shouldn’t say I was disappointed but I felt a bit foolish and becoming so happy and all. Ok, next was Physics, Ok Physics, now here was a subject I never really understood quite well, I mean for 2 years I had done mostly mathematics and neglected Physics quite a lot. Before that I munched through biscuits, chips and a boiling Coke or maybe it was Pepsi. Ok then Physics started and it was horrible, I looked around and saw 3-4 guys even sleeping, I thought its OK you will make it, no thermodynamics, OMG then what will I do, a simple lab experiment based question, yes done, at least one done. Somehow I managed to crack a question on Mechanics which surprised me. I was sweating heavily and it was getting quite hot, sweat fell on the answer sheet and rubbed off a bit of ink from one of the answers I had put, the bench was Ok as compared to other exams I have given but they started feeling uncomfortable. You see I quite literally put my sweat in IITJEE. It was the longest time I had spent thinking useless things and seeing around and solving something here and there but I knew this was over. But I saw 5-6 guys sleeping around me in the hall this time and I thought maybe I am doing not so bad, you know that hope never dis in an Indian Brain.

    Amol Kaka brought me lunch in the break and asked how did it go? I said ok, there were a few people I knew around, mostly my school seniors but I avoided talking to people that day, quite unlike me. Also my Kaka told me that the temperature was something like 48-49 C that day. God! I thought maybe it was not that bad and I was sweating due to the heat only. The last paper was Mathematics which I enjoyed as much as the Chemistry paper, the difference being that there wasn’t much noise this time round. Also the first half was damn hot, when I thought the temperature was around 50 and I was sweating again, the second hour hot wind started blowing and all the doors and windows of CP Berrar started banging themselves like stupid Rock show headbangers. Someone’s answer sheet also flew across the room and all.

    It ended, I went back to hotel, had a chat with Niddu and we both knew it was over. We had to leave for Bangalore the next day and needless to say we were both a bit disappointed. A month later I think they sent me a report card which said rank something 7050. Anyway it ended but it was quite a nice experience. Those were the last days when I enjoyed studying a bit.

    Anyway I hope all the students enjoyed giving exams, and not everyone will get in, but for those who don’t still giving the JEE will remain a good memory stored somewhere in there brains.

    Caught one blogger putting up the experience of JEE 2007

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  • I Broke the Vow the Night India lost…

    This thing getting blogged a couple of weeks later after it happened. Ok something finally went inside after a gap of almost 3 months(last time it happened). The occasion deserved it though. I met Motu aka Dimpy aka Shameek after a gap of four years I think, the time I was not into the Ethanol business and he had just started. Things have changed, he is no longer Motu, I have got into the biz and left it and both have started earning a bit.

    For those of you having not a bit of idea of what me talkign about there was a vow, a vow against C2H5OH. For details you can check out the To-Do’s for New Year.

    But it was great. I mean sitting and gulping on the terrace of Pratik’s home is always great. So me, Prateek, Shameek and Sushant had a real blast, which was the same time when India was loosing it out against Bangladesh and Pakistanis against Ireland. So in went a bit of Vodka followed by Whisky and loads of stuff to eat.

    The next day was great too with Neha coming into the town from Hyderabad. I think I met her after 5 years. Also was my friend Milan whom also I met after a long time. So we all went for a walk followed by CCD followed by Mast Kalandar at Kormanagala which I should say is an awesome place for having food.

    Milan, Shameek, Neha and Me( I do look drowsy)

    That was followed by another round with me and Shameek involved again. I must say one thing everything was getting damn heavy after so much of liquor.
    Meeting old pals is always great and about breaking the vow, kabhi kabhi ho jata hai.

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  • Off to Ooty for weekend

    The last time I visited Ooty I was a kid I think so I don’t remember a bit about the place. But going this weekend on a Team Outing with my mates at workplace will be awesome as I visit the best hill station in Southern India and the adopted land on MithunDa.
    Hope it’s loads of fun.

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  • As the Work gets boring

    Where the Mind has grown Mindless
    And the head droops down by Sleep;

    Where knowledge is free but useless

    Where the World has been
    broken up into fragments by stupid corporate chores;

    Where the clear stream of reason has polluted
    amidst worklessness and guilt of being so;

    From that hell of boundedness, my father,
    let me and my country escape.

    P.S.- I respect Rabindranath Tagore and these are my favourite lines from his collection slightly twisted. But if someone has any qualms, I am quite sorry for it.
    But Boredom and boring work forces you to do such things.

  • Another Valentine’s Day

    Ek aur nikal gaya…
    Yesterday ironically I was reading Love Poems by Taslima Nasrin.
    But this year is to be different, look at my new year resolutions 🙂
    Anyway who the hell cares who St.Valentine was, definitely a sore for singles…
    Singles just are there to play around with the topic of Love as one of my friends today put up the following as his status message on Messenger.

    ” Love is in the Air, by Air I mean Air Pollution”

    Waiting and Waiting and Waiting…

  • Salaam-e-Ishq, Guru, Me and my blog…

    When I logged in today and saw last post on Jan 12 I said OMG, what has happened? Sure I kept a hell lotta busy in the month of January’07. It was too much, Convocation and the trip to Ahmedabad, hell lot of work, staying in office till 3AM at night, falling sick (again), no liquor for the whole month of January (an achievement), few new restaurants, one of the Bangalore based School pals leaving the city (sob sob…) and my trip to Pune( that will be another huge story). Everything, no blogging though. I thought its time to put something up now.

    In between all this I caught up with two movies. Given the history of my movie reviews which stretch a lot this one has to be short.

    Salaam-e-Ishq I didn’t like it that much except Govinda-Firangi Ladki, Salman-Priyanka and Ayesha-Akshaye stories in it. It was stretching a lot but my friends told me I was lucky enough to watch just tyhree hours of it at others saw three hours fourty minutes…J. And something more to add John and Vidya Balan were simply horrible in the movie. I saw it in second week and the movie was chopped off. One thing good were the songs though. Music was GREAT.

    Guru in typical Mani Ratnam tradition is not an entertainer and not even a great blockbuster kinda movie. A movie driven on performance and Abhiwariya affair has got a so called “original” story line of a Businessman who becomes the leading businessman of the country after a journey from Gujarat to Mid-East to Bombay. For me who studied in Dhirubhai’s college it was no big deal though to guess the story. An aviator inspired climax and lot of songs were a let down. Also Mithunda and Maddy were not used that much. With this movie its proven that AR Rehmaan maybe the best music director in the country, but one can’t say that about understanding the lyrics involved. Reshmiyaa sings by nose but you can gauge the lyrics, not the same for Rehmaan songs. Abhishek si good but loads of Amitabh in there and Ash was surprisingly very good in the role. Good movie but NOT GREAT.

    And that’s it. Quite short by my standards but that’s it for a post after long time.

  • In search of of a new look’n’feel for blog

    I want to change it, not any of those hand-picked from internet thingies but something nice, light and fresh.
    But loads of other work too.

    Any suggestions from anyone visiting, I know lots of people visit but they are a bit miser when it comes to posting comments. Doesn’t matter that much though…

  • Coorg Pics in…..finally

    Will blog about it later, right now just this one,

    Ok there was no girl with us, but who is she???

  • New Year Party’07

    Ok finally some time to blog. A party to remember for sure, simply much more than its alcoholic content in Character and night full of regular stuff we did in college but stuff we had been alienated from for a while.
    All started with Happa and me discussing a possibility of a party where we would be sitting with couple of gals in a nice pub sipping taazi beer (draught as we know it) and getting cozy with a dash of bullshit. Don’t ask me what it meant but but getting cozy and talking bullshit was meant to be the theme. But that still remains a dream…huh
    Anyway in our quest to have a good pardy this is where we reached…

    Brigade and MG was nice that day, but too nice when it came to rates. 750/- for getting into our favourite hangout places Purple Haze and so we didn’t enter. Next we got no sasta places to enter so somehow someone found a place which I forced everyone to get out off. Now with nothing to do we entered McDonald’s chewed a few burgers and off we went to DVD’s house. Oh I forgot the cast,

    DVD the Designer
    Amar DVD’s room-mate and school pal
    Enginerd because he doesn’t like to be named maybe…
    Chotu the aaramdayak ladka
    KD …he is KD
    Happa… decalred the most eligible bacheolar from our college batch by Anand that day…
    Vinamra urff Tidda
    Akshay the experienced drinker…
    Me, desi, pattu, desh wahtever and sometimes Abhishek as Chetan called me that day…
    And then there was Chetan the star of the day…:)


    So we went to DVD’s house
    and we had this—>

    For the last time I QUIT NOW

    Afterwards it was speeches, gaana, naachna, rona dhona, hasna, ulti karna and what dung next day office jaana. (No more pics will be shared due to reasons beyond explaination)
    Though it was great fun but I won’t write much about it. Those who were there enjoyed it. Next year same party maybe a few gals would be around as some said.
    It would better be somewhere other than Bangalore but I am stuck here in Bangalore like this, dunno what to do…

    But wherever I go I can’t have it alone, so it better be anywhere loads of my friends around me…

    BTW all the pics courtsey tidda’s camera, meet Vinamra 🙂