beingdesh

Category: Humor

  • Dahi Vade and Women

    An excerpt from the conversation between Pushpa and Urmila(Bindiya Goswmi) from the 1979 Hrishikesh Mukherjee classic GolMaal.

    Pushpa: Le Dahi Vade kha le
    Urmila: Nahi Mann nahi kar raha
    Pushpa: Arre Dahi Vade khane ka Mann nahi kar raha. Agar kisi Ladki ka Dahi Vade khane ka mann nahi karta to do cheeze ho sakti hai,

    • ya to woh dheere dheere ladki se ladka ban rahi hai…
    • ya to usse PREM ho gaya hai

    Ek din mujhe bhi Dahi Vade khaane ka mann nahi kiya, teen din baad pata chala ki mujhe Bunty se Prem ho gaya hai 🙂 (and bluntly blushing)
    Bol ri! Kya naam hai unka

    Urmila:(sharmate hue) Lucky naam hai…continued

    Some questions arising from the same,

    1. Is it true? Girls visiting the blog may share there own experiences with Dahi Vade, boys may just share there opinion?
    2. If a person doesn’t it Dahi Vade how can a she become a he, and is the process reversible, maybe a new innovation in the Gender Change operations?
    3. What if a boy rejects to eat Dahi Vade, what are the possible scenarios?
    4. Why Dahi Vade, what if Sambhar Vade was the rejected entity?

    That’s enough for now, I am no expert on Woman… Wooooo… Man! issues like Naresh neither am I a philosopher of the rating of the quark. But I want an answer. Maybe if the theory is found to be authentic next year we will have girls throwing/eating away Dahi Vada plates in response to Valentine Divas proposals.

    I have my own way of resolving issues and maybe whatever sounds complicated to me is best resolved by relating it to food. My favourite director maybe just gave me an opportunity to do the same.

    Do answer the questions, additional practice for the RC section at Billi this year.

    p.s.- Golmaal is one of my favourite movies, yesterday night while watching it along with Kapil and the quark, we realised this is the only sequence in the movie which didn’t make sense to us. Rest of the movie we had a great time playing Karaoke with the dialogues and songs in the movie. Error rate of us getting the dialogues wrong was minimal.

    Update: In the words of the quark

    Regarding dahi-vade it might be post modern dilemma of love, food and women & gender… 🙂

    Technorati Tags: Hrishikesh Mukherjee, GolMaal

  • Desi aur Uski Pyari Billi

    Billi Do Hazaar Saat
    Ek Lagan Nayi

    Sawaal- Billi Do Hazaar Che main kya hua, diya kyon nahi?
    Jawaab- No Comments!

    Sawaal-Kya is baar Fotu Chipkega?
    Jawaab- Ji haan chipkega!

    Sawaal-Billi swasth ke liye kyon zaroori hai?
    Jawaab- Billi nahi nikli to Bill bharne mushkil ho jaayenge, hamara swasth to thik hi hai lekin kahi mansik swasth na kharab ho jaaye. Aji ho hi jaayega. Billi main nahi hona swasth ke liye hanikarini rahega.

    Sawaal-Bangalore main to itne saare kutte hai, fir Billi hi kyon?
    Jawaab- Kisi mahaan vyakti ne kaha hai,

    Bangalore main agar patthar faiko to ya to kutte ko lagega ya fir abhiyanta ko lagega.

    Humen socha kutto ka to yaha khatma ho raha hai, to ab hume hi patthar lagenge, to humne Billi ko chuna. Billi hume Bangalore ki takniki duniya se door jaane ka suvarna mauka degi.

    Sawaal-Billi ke liye aajkal junta main utsukta kafi jyada hai?
    Jawaab- Ji haan, Billi kafi garma-garam ho chuki hai. Kuch varsho pahle yeh nahi tha. Bharat ki nayi artha-vyavastha main in naukriyon ko kafi badhawa mila hai.

    Sawaal-Aap kya sochte hai kya is baar aap “Billi ka Tod” ya “Billi ki Ghanti” prapt karne main safal honge?
    Jawaab- Pata nahi, dekhiye kuch kah nahi sakte, baat yun hai ki aajkal Billi badi anishchit ho gayi hai, yeh ek aisa khel hai jiska nirnay hamare uttaro aur bhagwaan ke aashirwaad ke alawa, mananiya nyayalaya, kuch dangayi aivam mantri bhi nirikshan-parikshan karne ke baad ghoshity karte hai. Yahi saal le lijiye abhi tak Billi ke nirnay latke hue hai.

    Sawaal-Aap to teesri baar Billi dene ki taiyari kar rahi hai, kuch hamare darshako ke liye sandesh?
    Jawaab- Ganit aur Anglya Bhasha prayog hi zaroori nahi hai, lagan aur mehnat zaruri hai. Dete rahiye, ek na ek din Billi aapke kadam choomegi. Jai Hind!!!

    Kya Desi Billi prapt kar payenge.

    SMS kijiye Desi Y (haan ke liye) ya Desi N(na ke liye) 242424 par

    Dhanyawaad.

    Pichle Varsh ke Desi ke Billi-Adventure

    Technorati Tags: CAT, Humor

  • Girls just Love me, and boys love …

    “Girls Just Love Me” and boys love Jamola (couldn’t think of another name which won’t be offensive to anyone)

    If you know me as desh, click here

    If you know me as desi, click here

    If you know me as pattu, click here

    If you don’t know me click anywhere

    Awesome one, have send it to around 30 people with a modified link.

    Technorati Tags: Humor

  • Michael Jackson khub royega …:-)

    When I first saw the Thriller video as a kid I swear I was scared. I still remember seeing it first time at my Dad’s friend house eating Salted Pistacho’s when I was a kid. Strangely it’s the only thing I remember about his home. But it is one of the bestest video ever. But wait till you see this. Oh God Chiranjeevi on the Rocks. Enjoy this,

    I hope Michael Jackson doesn’t see this. I don’t know whether he will be able to take the shock. But this one is definitely their in my favourites list now…:-)