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Category: Bollywood

  • A Touch of Faith, a Sprinkle of Hope, and a Dash of Guilt

    Faith

    My relationship with God is slightly unexplored. I will be honest here and point out that I do remember God at times, in a rather selfish way when I am in trouble. And it is almost always a give and take relationship, in a “I will do this if you do that” kind of a way. But I am certain of an energy driving me. Maybe its God? Oh yes it is God!!! How can it be God?

    I don’t disapprove God’s existence, and do worship God in some way or another. But it took Oh My Good by Paresh Rawal to help me reconnect back with my faith, in a slightly comical but extremely effective way.

    Hope

    I think in Hindi. Most of us do think in our mother tongues and there is nothing new about it. But I know a set of people who think in English. The way they express themselves (in English) is so much better than what I can do. Needless to say, I am jealous of their confident English usage. Not having an extraordinary control over English has never been an impediment in my life but still there is a bit of inferiority complex induced, somewhere.

    English Vinglish was not only about overcoming the challenges of language, it stood for a simple person overcoming her hesitations and limitations. And yes with or without surgeries, Sridevi looked every bit a superstar, and provided me hope, in a fun-filled feel good way.

    Guilt

    I am quite used to downgrading the new generation, or the so called Alia Bhatt kind of generation. I feel they lack the basic mannerisms in life, have limited knowledge of the country they live in and have partially lost it. In the past I have loved the cinema of Karan Johar, and observed the maturity curve of Shahrukh Khan in his movies from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai to My Name is Khan. So when he chose to represent the much despised “new generation” into his cinema, I was quite dismissive of the movie, and abused it whole-heartedly on Twitter.

    But then I secretly walked into a Cinema Hall last week with my equally cynical friend, and to our surprise we thoroughly enjoyed Student of The Year. Takes me back to an age-old lesson learned in school, never have any pre-conceived notion about anything. There was a guilt within, that of being overtly judgemental, about cinema, about an entire new generation.

  • टमाटर की व्यथा: Ketchup बनू या कटरीना का Body Wash

    गुमसुम गुमसुम…
    लाल लाल, नरम नरम,
    इस टमाटर मैं है बड़ा दम.

    जब टमाटर ketchup बन जाता,
    हर टेबल की यह शोभा बढाता.

    पकोड़े हो या पिज़्ज़ा, समोसा हो या आमलेट,
    टमाटर है कुदरत की एक भेंट.

    पर जब इंसान को हक है अपना जीवन जीने का,
    तो क्या टमाटर को हक नहीं अपनी राह चुनने का?

    किस्मत मैं था उसके की ketchup बन जाऊ,
    बच्चो बड़ो सबके दिल मैं समाऊ.

    पर उसे क्या पता था की वोह बन सकता है body wash कटरीना का,
    उस कोमल बदन पर छीटा गुलाब का.

    शीला की जवानी, टमाटर की रवानी,
    टमाटर लिखे प्यार की एक नयी कहानी.

    सलमान, रणबीर है किस खेत की मूली,
    जब खुद टमाटर खेले लाल रंग की होली.

    कटरीना भी हुई दीवानी,
    टमाटर की थी यही अनोखी कहानी.

    – अभिषेक देशपांडे ‘देसी’

    Refer:

    Ek Junoon- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSsSM2IR2LY

    Inspirations: Rosesh Sarabhai

  • Simple Things again…

    Its awesome, the feel of having simply cooked jeera fused daal & chawal after a week of nonsense eating. Pizzas, subway, manglorean style chicken gravy, dosas, chinese stuff, ice cream and a bit of C2H5OH. But nothing gave me as much satisfaction like today.

    Simple things, like cleaning up my closet, washing clothes, reading a book, cooking food, having a nice simple chat with my friend yesterday night are always the stuff which keeps me going, still I wonder why I run away from it.

    Simplicity from work to food to other things in life, is the way to go. [Ref: Hrishida movies :)]

    For the past year or so my association with things simple were with something else, although in a different form, that simplicity has gone, now I need to be back to what simplicity originally meant to me.

    And hope all things simple which I like will fall in place too.

  • Yellow

    All characters in this story are fictional and bear no resemblance to anyone dead or living

    2005

    After the great Mumbai floods engineers were repairing the sewer system of the city, an engineer mistakenly planted dynamite on one of the lines, the blast was big, and it released crores of tonnes of pure Golden shit on one of the suburbs of mumbai. To check the devestation all the shit was diverted to a large 25000 acre area designated for a SEZ soon. Area sinked, and it definitely stinked.

    In that plot was hidden long back, a treasure of immense value, all of it pure gold.

    Present Day

    Bhairav is the coolest rag picker in the town of Mumbai, has two of everything, but misses the essential thing which should exist in pair. Apprently his boxing buddy, Langdu Sethji with manly boobs and a raunchy paunch kicked him in his gehnas once. From that day, Bhairav yearns for everything in pairs.

    Langdu and Bhairav are the best rag pickers in town, but Langdu can swim saala, and that too in shit. Bhairav wants to go for treasure in the shit laden area, but Langdu says no.

    Langdu’s wife munni is an expert in picking rag underpants, which she even tries on herself at times. she is hot though and even Bhairav has the hots for her ;). Munni says she is poor (thats why lesser clothes) & wants to be rich & start a Safai Vidyalaya on the lines of one by Baapu at Ahmedadbad.

    Cut Scene– Andheri

    Langdu’s brother is the top begger in Andheri, popularly known as Spam he also rides in a haathgaadi (Shaan movie’s Mazhar Khan style). At night he takes part in an underground haathgaadi drifitng race. Haathgaadi race expert Don Karnash challenges him in front of his hot eucuch friend chikki. Chikki drops her pallu for the race to begin, and Spam wins it. Don Karnash asks spam to deliver a box for him which he misplaces. In between he falls in love with Chikki. Don Karnash him for life and even burns is haathgaadi. Spam hitchhikes and reaches the boundaries of Shithole where Munni, Bhairav & Langdu are waiting…

    (I am cutting on the hit song, Haggi Waggi, by Chilly Min-Hug and few other songs…)

    These guys hang out near the shit pond, singing Balluuuu, yeh saans pukaare, Baluuu…

    and all of a sudden appears Balu, along with Madam Ritika Mahalingam and Kid Cloud waala. Punter and Dolly are not seen though.

    It seems Balu is a dushman of Don Karnash & wants him badly. In the mean time Langdu developes a liking for Madam Mahalingam, much to the distaste of munni, who starts wearing even dirtier and smaller rags to catch his attention.

    Climax

    Don Karnash wants money from spam for loosing his box of whatever, 50 Mn Zimbabwean Dollars. As Spam and others are unaware about the latest currency rates they get scared and plan to go for the treasure. Balu has a seaplane which can carry them to shitpond and Langdu knows the location. It seems his dad almost reached the treasure. When he tells the story Kid Cloudwaala realises that he is Langdu & spam’s brother who got lost on the day of floods.

    But Langdu has a secret to share.

    It seems their dad was off to find some treasure and he found it somewhere in the mid of shit pond, but Langdu was having loosemotions that day, and he used to the pond to do you know what. The level started rising and his dad lost control and sunk and died. Langdu is scared of that place.

    But he is convinced and Balu drops him using his seaplane to the location. Here they put the anchor, Madam Mahalingam & Munni cook food and the guys go for treasure hunting.

    Shit main tairne ke teen golden rule,

    – Never breath
    – Hamesha Saath main raho
    – Never shit…otherwise, you know what can happen

    They find the treasure, but Don Karnash comes and as usual grabs the heroines. Then they come out of rooms and the dress area of their arms is removed (remember the old movies, what this signified, confused me ). Anyways heros have found the treasure now (100 20 KG toilets made of solid gold), but Balu starts breathing and dies of the smell, being heavy he sinks too. The others float back, fight and rescue heriones. Bhairav is found missing.

    Don Karnash tells everyone that he and Bhairav planned this and now he would kill everyone. Bhairav comes up and tells that he fooled everyone because Langdu being color blind too was the only one who could have spotted Yellow in Yellow. so he picked him and made a fool of him. He runs away and kills Don Karnash on the way by flushing him in the pond.

    Madam Mahalingam uses the seaplane to go away and other live happily, but one day Bhairav calls and tells them that he has progressed from being a rag picker to India’s largest toilet manufacturer, all Yellow in color. And Chikki is his wife or something.

    **The End**

    Request: Dont watch Blue, please

  • Sunny Paaji da Tashan :)

    It all started with Quark again showing his appreciation for Cinema which only few like us appreciate :). Here he learns from the greatest fighters in Tamil and Telugu industry.

    Watch it and enjoy Big Brother, because every family has a saviour 🙂


    Paaji ka ek aur chamatkar, Jeet ka Mahaan Dance, remixed!!!

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  • Baap Ka Suroor

    A Post which confusingly switches between Bollywood, issue of Female foeticide, killing of Girl Child, the practice of Dowry all packaged with a tribute to the legendary Satyen Kappu. Stays true to the name of Blog.


    यह     शादी नही हो सकती , ठाकुर साहेब मैं अपनी पगड़ी आपके कदमो मैं रखता हूँ , मेरी बेटी लक्ष्मी है उससे मत ठुकारिये, मैं आपकी पाई पाई चुका दूंगा,

    यह शादी नही हो सकती, कहा उसका खानदान कहा हमारा !!!

    मुझे अपनी बेटी की शादी के लीये करज़ा चाहीये लाला !!!

    बेटी सेठजी से शादी कर ले, तुझे खूब सुखी रखेंगें !!!

    Satyen Kappu is a legend by any standards, people remember Jagdish Raj for playing the inspector innumerable number of times, so much so that he has a Limca Record on his name. Satyen Kappu (originally named Satyendra Kapoor) has been devoid of such an honour but I bet him playing a worried Father of an unmarried daughter symbolises much more than these recognitions. He is part of a group of individuals whose contribution to Cinema is somewhat neglected in the glitz of stars. [Refer this post which pays a tribute all these characters.]

    ( A Middle Aged Kappu from movie Coolie, he played charecters from every facet of life, irreseopective of religion, caste or profession. Inset: Waheeda Rehaman)

    In an India torn apart by the Gender divide Kappu represents the destiny of so many fathers who end up struggling for their daughter’s marriage, and brings to light the issue of dowry and female infanticide. In times when our Nation is struggling to keep up a healthy sex ratio, Kappu acts as an inspiration to Millions by giving the message of Beti being Ghar ki Lakshmi. The topic of Girl Child being killed is one of the most depressing things which comes up in our day-to-day discussions, people who practice killing of girl child should be hanged, movies like Matrubhumi have really shown what extremes this phenomenon can lead too. Also Dowry Deaths are still present in our country and is well spread, all these practices should have an end and Cinema can act as a vehicle for raising the concious of so many people related with this. Read through this poem by Sur on Dowry Deaths which was posted a few days back, The Ultimate Greed.

    coming back to Mr. Kappu, be it the drunkard who is worried about his daughter’s marriage in Kaala Patthar to the recent tele series on Zee TV “Mehendi tere naam ki” directed by Aruna Irani where he plays the father of four daughters, he has given new heights to the role of a worried father. Even in films like Rajesh Khanna starrer Aap Ki Kasam where he plays the second-hand Husband of Mumtaaz, his defining scenes come when accepts Mumtaaz’s daughter and finally when he is marrying her off (in the last scene when Khanna dies). His efforts spread across decades are put forward by his presence in the movie Beti No.1, a movie which epitomises the importance of Girl Child (the concept was good, the movie’s execution pathetic), such a movie can be never conceptualized without Mr. Kappu. Maybe he suited the roles to perfection because in real life he had four daughters himself. No one played the role of a depressed Beti Ka Baap better than Kappu through the 70’s and 80’s.

    But Kappu’s defining moment came in two movies- both Kurosawa inspired Rural-Bandit sagas one of which went on to be come Sholay and another poor man’s Sholay- Khotey Sikkay. Although everyone remembers the Ramu Kaka ka kirdaar from Sholay less is known about the origins of an Advocate who fights for Truth and Justice against Jagga (Ajit as the Bandit), is gifted a Golden Watch (which hums a melodious tune) by Sarkar (government, maybe the judiciary) for his sacchai and imaandaari and gives his life for that. In Khotay Sikkay he plays the father of Feroz Khan(who just roams around in a Eastwood inspired robe from spaghetti western days) , Feroz Khan (the unnamed Horse Rider) then goes ahead and avenges his Father’s killing by killing Jagga by the end and hence the victory of Truth and Justice.

    Kappu’s death scene in the movie is one of my favorite moments from Hindi Cinema, when Jagga puts the Khanjar ( a dagger) in his stomach, the tension, the carvings of his face, the widening of his eyes, some 8-9 drops of sweat on his face and the watch poignantly falling from his hand playing a melodious tune and in background of the ever strong Ajit laughter makes for a unparalleled moment in Cinema. I don’t think this death sequence will ever bettered by anyone.

    RamLal from Sholay is somewhat popularised recently by the series of jokes remarking the relationships of Thakur-Ramlal, something which puts the great man in bad light.

    Apart from these Kappu represents the true Indian middle class by donning almost all possible professions in his career- Inspector (on all possible designations from hawaldar to DIG to Commissioner), doctor(Aap ki Kasam), Judge (Khotay Sikkay etc.), Naukar( Sholay), Army Fellow (Dream Girl), Teacher(Khel Khel Main) cutting across religions- Panditji in Ganga Ki Saugandh, Aslam Bhai in coolie, to church Father (I don’t remember the movie name but remember seeing him once). Mr. Kappu is a true manifestation of Aam Aadmi, and we will always remember him as a great actor and a champion of Social Cause.

    Technorati Tags: Bollywood, Satyen Kappu, Cinema, Dowry Deaths

  • [Kareena Kode]

    /**
    ** Class which represents the Indian Actress Kareena Kapoor
    **/
    class Kareena extends Kapoor implements OverActing{

    public Kareena(){

    super(); //calls super constructor Kapoor
    }

    public static void main(){
    Kareena k = new Kareena();
    k.weight = 50;

    //once Kareena’s bodyweight drops below 0 and she is //completely malnutritioned, till then
    //Dance on this     Tashan song
    //basically she is going against the genetic order, refer //superclass

    while(k.weight > 0 && k.bodyType= “Malnutrition”)
    {
    System.out.println(“nasila nasila tera naina, churai le hamra chaina, tu hamre dil main rehna…, Chaliya”);
    k.weight–;//moving closer to anorexia
    }
    }

    //Base Class for Kapoor Khaandaan featuring there basic //properties
    class Kapoor {

    private String bodyType = “SuperFat”;// We all know there //BodyTypes don’t we
    private String skinColor = “SuperFair”; // All Kapoor’s are //fair, but not all are lovely
    private int weight = 100; //it can be more too

    // add other methods if necessary
    }

    // something which has been common from RajKiran(Ghar Ek //Mandir fame) to Kareena
    interface overActing(){
    //something, doesnt matter much
    }

    Code Output: Just to make the program a bit colourful 😉

    I would like to say this has anything in against anyone quoted, Raj Kapoor and Rishi Kapoor are two of my all time favorites, this is just an analogy of real life scenario in code, so no offenses meant.

    p.s.- no guarantee that the code compiles

    p.p.s– Alternate names for the post “Kapoor se Kwashiorkar tak”, “Maal se Malnutrition tak”

    Technorati Tags: Kareena Kapoor, Anorexia, Tashan

  • the two month itch…

    Almost two months without a blog post…horrible.

    I haven’t been busy at all, because being busy means – watching movies every week, going for food outings in Bangalore, playing volleyball in office, meeting new people, writing a few stupid blogposts now and then, talking nonsense most of the times, going home and getting stuck in 4-5 books at a time.

    Nothing like that happening, the only good things that have happened for sometime now,

    • Billi form reached safely, hope 1st October goes fine too(when the form is rejected/accepted)…

    • I tasted almost the Best Wine of my life, some Italian stuff, we had that along with some Port wine from Pondicherry. Awesome stuff which went well with Pizza and Maggi, now I know why people love wine so much. By the way vows have been already broken once. Also maggi is always good, although same can’t be said about Pizza. We watched Golmaal with it and again got into a debate regarding dahi-vade it might be post modern dilemma of love, food and women & gender… 🙂
    • Some good test series scores, some not so good ones.

    • Our project team getting like 2-3 awards within a week.

    • Me scoring a goal, yes a GOAL in my company’s annual football tournament. Believe it or not it was a last minute goal hit from half-line. It was fun. Followed it up with a penalty too.

    • I have somehow rekindled my interest in Mathematics, its a lot more fun nowadays, like the good old days of school.

    • Saw Chak De…awesome movie, Shahrukh is Baap of Bollywood.

    Although most of the changes can be attributed to following factors,

    • Billi, padhai has taken me over quite a lot, I have started studying quite a lot, though the scores are not hitting a good tone, but still atleast I am giving it a shot. Have joined a test series plus a coaching and its eating up most of it, i.e. time.

    • Work at office, that speaks for itself.

    • Me shifting from up to down at home (because of Nihar and Sandy moving out), although that has made no difference at all.

    • No Sandy at workplace is a lot boring…:(

    • I have had my Sardi Khasi month of the year ( a period where I can be spotted in sweater, with a hanky, smelling of Vicks Vaporub, gargling with hot water before sleeping, popping Sinarest, Crocin at a threatening pace, choking in dreams etc etc…)

    And some of the things I have chucked due to work, Billi etc.

    • A trip to Cochin and nearby villages, to attend one of my team-mate’s wedding. All my bags were packed, my tickets were booked, but Billi came in…:(((
    • A trip to Ooty and a nearby Forest Reserve, staying at a resort, going for midnight forest tours with rangers and ofcourse Ooty tour. Btw all free of cost as a part of Happa’s Party (he going to Stanford…:))) again billi came in the way of me watching the Big Billi…:(((
    • A burrp meet which I said would go but didn’t show due to office…:((, imagine me missing loads of bak-bak and good food…:((
    • Partner, Transformers, Cricket Matches(although I hate Cricket nowadays), Hey Baby, RGV ki Aag etc etc
    • Blogging, no more of it.
    • Haven’t started the seventh Harry Potter book yet, somehow crazily wrapped up all the other six in one month, and then didn’t read the last one.
    • Started and chucked, Henry Kissinger’s -Ending the Vietnam war, Harper Lee’s To kill a mocking bird, Moby Dick and some Peter Drucker book.

    Things that will never change,

    • Me not having a Girlfriend.
    • Kapil not having a Girlfriend.
    • Stupid lunch time discussions dealing with Nihilism, work life balance, sex life of IT professionals, extreme programming, signal processing, mother boards, bluetooth, Who will die when you cry, cheap bollywood stuff, how great Satyen Kappu was, How pathetic was the food today, why cheese goes well with wine, there are three kinds of things in this world argument, why postpone GRE dates, why some people don’t work, Why grass is green, Why Public Policy is hot, I want to work for UN, I don’t want to work at all….huh

      Although Nihilism is quite interesting, enjoyed reading a bit about it. Thanks to the quark for triggering half of the above mentioned discussions. And also Kapil and Akshat for chipping in…

    • Sleep and alaasya live on…

    Moral of the story, get a girlfriend, get a good college for higher education, get a job with high paying salary and you will start watching movies and India will start playing cricket.

    p.s.- Don’t think I have gone insane, just that I am not getting time to do my stuff, I am used to talking nonsense, so that would keep happening.

  • Shakalaka boom boom: Aaaa Thhuuu

    Its better if this thing falls on your head,

    Rather than you watching this,


    But one should take a note that even shit has some purpose, but movies like Shakalaka Boom Boom are just made without purpose.

    Some bug got into my head yesterday that I went for the movie, actually was getting quite bored so went, but the 30 bucks spent on this movie quite tooooooo much.

    If you are expecting a review don’t expect one, because there is nothing to talk about. The one good thing, the title track was nowhere in the movie and came at the end. the movie is complete Dragon Dung or even can be called Dinosaur Dung, because such kind off dung is extinct.

    Bobby Deol is completely out of match pratice, no movies for him nowadays. Upen Patel is yuk. his voice has been done by it seems the same guy who dubs for every English movie’s Hindi version. Celina Jaitely, OMG!!! when she speaks it feels like her school teacher had given her such a beating that she will never come out of it, and will someone please tell her the importance of wearing clothes.

    The real disappointment was Kangana Ranaut because I had really heard good things about her. Most of the movie she had a face like Geisha (White with Red) and was wearing stupid clothes. God help her with better movie selection next time. Anyway me too a culprit to have missed her earlier movies like Gangster and Woh Lamhe but maybe she is good.

    And my sympathies for Anupam Kher, a great actor who had to appear in such a dud. God knows why he agreed?

    Suneel Darshan sir why did you make this movie. I mean don’t you know even after making so many movies what a movie is like. But I pity him, because he must have watched it like 4-5 times during editing and all, me quite lucky then in some sense.

    The High Point of the movie was Bobby Deol going Deaf in the end and demons or some alien like creatures coming and eating him up from somewhere. Also the Guruji of Bobby Deol, Govind Namdeo was a nice character because he never taught anything but only heard to what Bobby said. I had a headache after watching the movie for real. One more thing to add we were about 20 odd people in the theater.

    The only thing you realize after watching Shakalaka Boom Boom is that what a good movie can never be. Never watch it even if someone offers it to you for free. Even my spit will get dirty if I spit at this movie.

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  • Babumoshay…

    Off late it has been too late in office, rather not too late but more than often lots of things jamming up my mind. I feel tired than anything else. Though had a Lunch Outing with my team which was awesome. Maybe some nice sleep this coming holiday weekend is the only thing I am looking forward too.
    In between mostly I have found nothing to blog, strange but nothing much. So I thought I will put something that excites me most, something about movies. Nowadays I have been posting the following status on my messanger.

    babumoshay zindagi lambi nahi badi honi chahiye, hum sab to rang manch ki kathputliyan hai, kyon murarilal, arre oh murarilal, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, anand mara nahi, anand marte nahi…

    Crap not at all, I just love the movie. Anyway speaking of dialouges these are few I recived as a mail forward today, courtesy Sandy. Some dialouges which spawned the word cliched.

    1. nahi tum jhoot bol rahey ho aisa nahi ho saaktaa keh do ki yeh jhoot hai
    2. Tum paison se sabkuchh khareed saktay ho ….lakin mera pyar nahin
    3. Kuttey kameenay main tera khoon peejaoonga
    4. Main tumharey bachhay ki maan bananey waali hoon
    5. Hum eenth ka jawab paththar se dengey
    6. Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo…….
    7. Kutte! Kamine ! …..
    8. Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa.
    9. Doctor: Chawbees ganthe tak hosh nahin aaya to …..
    10. Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna.
    11. Doctor: I’m sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey.
    12. Munni bai, Thakur saheb aaye hai.
    13. Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga.
    14. Maa!!, Sab kehte hai ke tum yek vaishya ho !
    15. Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga.
    16. Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai.
    17. Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai.
    18. Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga.
    19. Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya.
    20. Chudeil! Kide pade tere …..
    21. Boss!, maal versova beach pe theek bara baje aayega.
    22. Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga.
    23. Woh kutte ki maut marega.
    24. Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi.
    25. Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do.
    26. Apne hathiyaar phenk do.
    27. Keshto: Hi-HEEYAAHH!
    28. Har kutte ka din aata hai.
    29. Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga.
    30. Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?
    31. Police mere peeche lagi hui hai …

    Now some awesome stuff from heroes and villains…

    Top Hero Dialogues

    1. Kabhi kabhi kuch jeetne ke liye kuch harna bhi padta hai. Aur har kar jeetne walon ko Baazigar kehte hain, kya kehte hain? Baazigar. — Baazigar
    2. Rishte mein hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah. — Shahenshah
    3. Mere paas ma hai. — Deewar
    4. Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh. Kanoon ke dalalon ne tareekh ko ek hathiyar ki tarah istemaal kiya hai.— Damini
    5. Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baate karte hain, tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, tum is baat par hansti, us baat par hairan hoti. — Silsila
    6. Mera naam Raju hai, main us desh ka vasi hoon jis desh mein Ganga behti hai. — Jis Desh Mein Ganga Behti Hai
    7. Jab ye dhai kilo ka haath kisi par padta hai, to admi uthta nahin, uth jata hai. — <!– D(["mb","Damini

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    8. Anarkali, Salim ki mohabbat tumhe marne nahinn degi aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge. — Mughal-e-Azam

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    9. Jao pahle us admi ka sign lekar aao, jisne meren haath pe yeh likha – Mera baap chor hai.— Deewar

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    1. Mogambo khush hua! — Mr India

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    2. Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hain toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega. — Sholay

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    3. Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya? — Sholay

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    4. Sara shahar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai.n — Kalicharan

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    5. Idhar bhau ko election jitaye kaun? Bhikhun Mhatre. Mumbai ka king kaun? Bhikhu Mhatre.— Satya

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    6. Ye haath mujhe de de Thakur.— Sholay

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    9. Jao pahle us admi ka sign lekar aao, jisne mere haath pe yeh likha – Mera baap chor hai.— Deewar

    Top Villain Dialogues

    1. Mogambo khush hua! — Mr India
    2. Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hai toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega. — Sholay
    3. Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya? — Sholay
    4. Sara shahar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai. — Kalicharan
    5. Idhar bhau ko election jitaye kaun? Bhikhu Mhatre. Mumbai ka king kaun? Bhikhu Mhatre.— Satya
    6. Ye haath mujhe de de Thakur.— Sholay
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Now for the bestest ones, some Mithunda dialouges …

Mithun’s amazing dialouges

1. Mera naam hai Suraj, truck driver Suraj

2. Bheegi hui cigrette , jal nahi sakti
Aur yeh kahtay hai ki teri maut ki tarikh tal nahi sakti

3. Naam hai Sankar .. aur hoon mein Gunda No. 1

4. Apuun ka naam hai Heera,
Apuun ne sab ko Cheera…”

5. kala shetty: Kaun hai be tu?

Mithun da: Mai hun tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,

Garibon ke liye jyoti,

Gundon ke liye jwala,
Tuze banake maut ka niwala,

Tere sineme gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.

6. Kyunki ab mein Indrajeet nahi……chandaal hoon
tum chaho toh mera program note karlo
tum sab meri diary mein mar chuke ho!
mein chahoo toh tum sabko abhi mar sakta hoon
magar abhi maarne se tumhe maarne ka credit meri bullet ko mil jayega!!!!

7. Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kam

Dikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda

8. Mantriji:- “Ye kanch bullretproof hai. Tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte”
Mithun Da:-“Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi”

And he breaks the glass by throwing small stones onto it. TALIYYYANN !!!!

9. Dushmano ki Lashon par Bhangra karne wala kabhi Langada nahin hota.

10. Koi Shak?

BTW I still consider Anand and Sholay to have the bestest dialouges ever…

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