Author: beingdesh

  • Coorg Pics in…..finally

    Will blog about it later, right now just this one,

    Ok there was no girl with us, but who is she???

  • New Year Party’07

    Ok finally some time to blog. A party to remember for sure, simply much more than its alcoholic content in Character and night full of regular stuff we did in college but stuff we had been alienated from for a while.
    All started with Happa and me discussing a possibility of a party where we would be sitting with couple of gals in a nice pub sipping taazi beer (draught as we know it) and getting cozy with a dash of bullshit. Don’t ask me what it meant but but getting cozy and talking bullshit was meant to be the theme. But that still remains a dream…huh
    Anyway in our quest to have a good pardy this is where we reached…

    Brigade and MG was nice that day, but too nice when it came to rates. 750/- for getting into our favourite hangout places Purple Haze and so we didn’t enter. Next we got no sasta places to enter so somehow someone found a place which I forced everyone to get out off. Now with nothing to do we entered McDonald’s chewed a few burgers and off we went to DVD’s house. Oh I forgot the cast,

    DVD the Designer
    Amar DVD’s room-mate and school pal
    Enginerd because he doesn’t like to be named maybe…
    Chotu the aaramdayak ladka
    KD …he is KD
    Happa… decalred the most eligible bacheolar from our college batch by Anand that day…
    Vinamra urff Tidda
    Akshay the experienced drinker…
    Me, desi, pattu, desh wahtever and sometimes Abhishek as Chetan called me that day…
    And then there was Chetan the star of the day…:)


    So we went to DVD’s house
    and we had this—>

    For the last time I QUIT NOW

    Afterwards it was speeches, gaana, naachna, rona dhona, hasna, ulti karna and what dung next day office jaana. (No more pics will be shared due to reasons beyond explaination)
    Though it was great fun but I won’t write much about it. Those who were there enjoyed it. Next year same party maybe a few gals would be around as some said.
    It would better be somewhere other than Bangalore but I am stuck here in Bangalore like this, dunno what to do…

    But wherever I go I can’t have it alone, so it better be anywhere loads of my friends around me…

    BTW all the pics courtsey tidda’s camera, meet Vinamra 🙂

  • So so so many things to blog…

    Me in college, me in Gandhinagar and feels great, that drying heat in the afternoon, and that freezingly cold chill at night, R-World and Mohan Dhaba to Brijwasi food to Pathetic Hollywood movies to meeting Prof’s and meeting old pals. Everything has been great.
    In between I need to blog a couple of more things, one probably the new year pardy where Mr. Deshpande had liquor for the last time(fingers crossed). I missed one of the superb 19th nov pre- CAT party too but that I can’t put so late maybe.
    Anyway new year, I don’t know whats coming up this year. Lets hope whatever happens its much better than somethings which happened last year.

  • Happy New Year!!!

    Happy New Year to all who visit here. And also to those who don’t…:)

    Keep visiting next year too, and hope me will keep writing next year too.

  • The year That was…

    I dunno what churns out posts in retrospect but as it is surely lot of things happen which need to be remembered.
    Last sem in college, lots of timepass, getting fat, fatter, fattest…(i exagarate at times), BTech Project, presentations(ufff…), between that blogging, loads of movies- infact I could write a beautiful journal on movies of 2006, the trip to Farakka, the journey from a dull okish college student to a bourgeois profession, the journey to Bangalore(or Bengaluru), the good days in company, the bad days in company(very few…), the CAT kaand(surely whatever I say it still haunts me with sleepless, coughfull nights), lots of book read, the year when I got drunk a lot especially after moving to Bangalore, the year when I went to Coorg, the year of failed ideas, the year of failed dreams, the year I am still confused what really are my dreams, the year that the fevistick dominated my life more than food, food -good year for that always, the year to meet back school pals again after 2-3 years, ok getting thin, thinner…(its ok sort as of now), writing infact lots of it at times, thinking about quitting it, I am so confused a soul at times butI surely see a way forward.

    To Do’s for 2007

    • Get a girlfriend, no sign of desperation but of existence.
    • Start playing football again in company, atleast start dong anything else than the regular office bore-tuff. In short get fitter and think better.
    • Decide on What to do in life, MBA and all seem a pass-away but really identify the niche.
    • Try to look for options in non-technology related areas, seriously work towards them rather than just talking and keeping things in muddle.
    • Try to get a laptop and net connection by mid-year or by March, borrow money from Dad obviously.
    • Try to calm down and be focused better than being fussy dipping into every thing and then chucking out half of it, infact all of it.
    • Meet a few people who I am longing to meet…
    • Chuck alcohol completely, it should be over as anything, its allergic and harming desh so better leave it completely.

    List is somewhat empty would try to complete it before 2007 starts, any IDEAS???

  • Babumoshay…

    Off late it has been too late in office, rather not too late but more than often lots of things jamming up my mind. I feel tired than anything else. Though had a Lunch Outing with my team which was awesome. Maybe some nice sleep this coming holiday weekend is the only thing I am looking forward too.
    In between mostly I have found nothing to blog, strange but nothing much. So I thought I will put something that excites me most, something about movies. Nowadays I have been posting the following status on my messanger.

    babumoshay zindagi lambi nahi badi honi chahiye, hum sab to rang manch ki kathputliyan hai, kyon murarilal, arre oh murarilal, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, anand mara nahi, anand marte nahi…

    Crap not at all, I just love the movie. Anyway speaking of dialouges these are few I recived as a mail forward today, courtesy Sandy. Some dialouges which spawned the word cliched.

    1. nahi tum jhoot bol rahey ho aisa nahi ho saaktaa keh do ki yeh jhoot hai
    2. Tum paison se sabkuchh khareed saktay ho ….lakin mera pyar nahin
    3. Kuttey kameenay main tera khoon peejaoonga
    4. Main tumharey bachhay ki maan bananey waali hoon
    5. Hum eenth ka jawab paththar se dengey
    6. Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo…….
    7. Kutte! Kamine ! …..
    8. Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa.
    9. Doctor: Chawbees ganthe tak hosh nahin aaya to …..
    10. Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna.
    11. Doctor: I’m sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey.
    12. Munni bai, Thakur saheb aaye hai.
    13. Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga.
    14. Maa!!, Sab kehte hai ke tum yek vaishya ho !
    15. Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga.
    16. Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai.
    17. Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai.
    18. Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga.
    19. Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya.
    20. Chudeil! Kide pade tere …..
    21. Boss!, maal versova beach pe theek bara baje aayega.
    22. Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga.
    23. Woh kutte ki maut marega.
    24. Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi.
    25. Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do.
    26. Apne hathiyaar phenk do.
    27. Keshto: Hi-HEEYAAHH!
    28. Har kutte ka din aata hai.
    29. Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga.
    30. Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?
    31. Police mere peeche lagi hui hai …

    Now some awesome stuff from heroes and villains…

    Top Hero Dialogues

    1. Kabhi kabhi kuch jeetne ke liye kuch harna bhi padta hai. Aur har kar jeetne walon ko Baazigar kehte hain, kya kehte hain? Baazigar. — Baazigar
    2. Rishte mein hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah. — Shahenshah
    3. Mere paas ma hai. — Deewar
    4. Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh. Kanoon ke dalalon ne tareekh ko ek hathiyar ki tarah istemaal kiya hai.— Damini
    5. Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baate karte hain, tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, tum is baat par hansti, us baat par hairan hoti. — Silsila
    6. Mera naam Raju hai, main us desh ka vasi hoon jis desh mein Ganga behti hai. — Jis Desh Mein Ganga Behti Hai
    7. Jab ye dhai kilo ka haath kisi par padta hai, to admi uthta nahin, uth jata hai. — <!– D(["mb","Damini
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    9. Anarkali, Salim ki mohabbat tumhe marne nahinn degi aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge. — Mughal-e-Azam
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    11. Jao pahle us admi ka sign lekar aao, jisne meren haath pe yeh likha – Mera baap chor hai.— Deewar
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    1. Mogambo khush hua! — Mr India
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    3. Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hain toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega. — Sholay
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    5. Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya? — Sholay
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    7. Sara shahar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai.n — Kalicharan
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    9. Idhar bhau ko election jitaye kaun? Bhikhun Mhatre. Mumbai ka king kaun? Bhikhu Mhatre.— Satya
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    11. Ye haath mujhe de de Thakur.— Sholay
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    14. Anarkali, Salim ki mohabbat tumhe marne nahin degi aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge. — Mughal-e-Azam
    15. Jao pahle us admi ka sign lekar aao, jisne mere haath pe yeh likha – Mera baap chor hai.— Deewar

    Top Villain Dialogues

    1. Mogambo khush hua! — Mr India
    2. Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hai toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega. — Sholay
    3. Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya? — Sholay
    4. Sara shahar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai. — Kalicharan
    5. Idhar bhau ko election jitaye kaun? Bhikhu Mhatre. Mumbai ka king kaun? Bhikhu Mhatre.— Satya
    6. Ye haath mujhe de de Thakur.— Sholay
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Now for the bestest ones, some Mithunda dialouges …

Mithun’s amazing dialouges

1. Mera naam hai Suraj, truck driver Suraj

2. Bheegi hui cigrette , jal nahi sakti
Aur yeh kahtay hai ki teri maut ki tarikh tal nahi sakti

3. Naam hai Sankar .. aur hoon mein Gunda No. 1

4. Apuun ka naam hai Heera,
Apuun ne sab ko Cheera…”

5. kala shetty: Kaun hai be tu?

Mithun da: Mai hun tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,

Garibon ke liye jyoti,

Gundon ke liye jwala,
Tuze banake maut ka niwala,

Tere sineme gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.

6. Kyunki ab mein Indrajeet nahi……chandaal hoon
tum chaho toh mera program note karlo
tum sab meri diary mein mar chuke ho!
mein chahoo toh tum sabko abhi mar sakta hoon
magar abhi maarne se tumhe maarne ka credit meri bullet ko mil jayega!!!!

7. Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kam

Dikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda

8. Mantriji:- “Ye kanch bullretproof hai. Tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte”
Mithun Da:-“Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi”

And he breaks the glass by throwing small stones onto it. TALIYYYANN !!!!

9. Dushmano ki Lashon par Bhangra karne wala kabhi Langada nahin hota.

10. Koi Shak?

BTW I still consider Anand and Sholay to have the bestest dialouges ever…

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  • Going crazy about Ganguly’s comeback

    Dada is back to international stage too with a 50, with all others batsmen failing its Dada , the only one to show some good batting(leave Tendulkar the god out) …
    It seems all my predictions coming true, with Dada back in team Dada’s boy zaheer in great touch too and South Africa 37/5 it seems too surreal.
    Anyway lately finding less time too blog and this seemed to have turned into a ilovedada blog…

    Oh…it’s 38/6 as I write…

    Stupid people who created this stupid website, they should change it’s name to what I suggested, ok I am talking about this

    ilovedada.com

    May they get something good to think about Dada now.

    Yesterday it was like each ball bowled to Dada me n my pals were messaging each other. It is crazy but good.

    Let’s hope India can win this test match, thats what every Dada supporter and every not so supporter of his wants.

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  • And he is back…

    And no one was much happier than me. Dada’s 83 against Rest of South Africa marks the comeback of the great player. Pathan also scored a hundred, maybe it’s Dada who lifted his confidence. Whatever, nothing again to be said about the rest of the party.

    Hope the Test Series continues in a similar fashion and Ganguly scores nicely. I hope we at least draw one test to be highly optimistic.

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  • Back to DADAGiri!!!

    Sourav Ganguly is back. But how can a person who was dropped on charges of underperforming, come back to Indian team. His recall is strange but still an expected event. Presence of Vengsarkar in the selection panel means there are now more power centers in the Indian cricket team other than the captain and coach.

    It must be a strange feeling for Mr. Chappell as of now, with Ganguly back in the side and the so called experiments going to back to where it all started. The return of Laxman, Zaheer and Kumble was a precursor to the main event.

    Although I am still skeptical about how things will work out between Chappell and Ganguly, only assuring factor being the presence of Dravid. He as a captain faces one of his biggest task now, a rollback of everything he tried to do in one year and prepare the team for World cup next year. As of now he should better concentrate though on playing full 50 overs in a game.

    But all this can’t take away anything from the Man of the Moment Sourav Ganguly. If he makes it possible it would be promoted as the biggest comeback in Indian sporting history. The Kyon Hua Kaise Hua ad campaign generated a lot of sympathy for Dada in the days the other Cricketers were also not clicking.

    Sourav has a big challenge on his hand, if he fails people can pardon him as person who fought for a year to get back into the team and made it, but the bigger challenge lies ahead for the Dravid and the Indian team. What if they fail again? It is sure that if Indians don’t play well in Test Series everyone won’t play well, and Ganguly will be the one giving all his effort (atleast it is presumed that way). Even if there is 10 times more pressure on him than the others to perform, I think finally Ganguly emerges as a winner of this unwanted battle.

    A battle never fought on Cricket ground, but went across all the way from streets of Kolkata to the Indian Parliament, to a Cola commercial. And what more is on cards, a one day berth for Ganguly or even more a return to Captaincy (I may be dreaming…). But Indian cricket seems to learning from its neighbours Pakistan in making things complicated.

    As of now everyone is praying whatever happens India atleast draw one match in the test match series. Winning what’s that!!!

    Related Posts: Hu Ha India…Gaya India

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  • Dhoom 2oo Good

    Half way into the movie my friend suggests best GUI ever, I agree. Movie ends, a sneezing coughing already choked for air me, comes out of the theatre into the crappy Bangalore street traffic, I thought I will suffer an Asthma attack. This movie should carry a warning that it can leave you breathless. My obvious expression after every scene, “yaar saans hi nahi lene de rahe”, referring to the alternate switching scenes between icantseehercontinouslyotherwisemewillgoblind(a new adjective soon to be compiled by Webstar) Bipasha and a dunnawhattosaygaspingmouthbreathlesslungs( a new adjective soon to be compiled by Oksford) Aishwarya.

    Dhoom-2 marks the return of the Great Masala Movie to Bollywood, though this time round it’s packed in Silver-foil rather than green shabby polythene covers. Infact Masala entertainers are what everyone wants after years of crappy NRI pleasing glycerine overdosed K-JO genre movies.

    Hide Uday Chopra’s face and you get the most beautiful starcast assembled in modern times. Though Uday Chopra was one the biggest surprises for me in the movie as he walked away with the best lines and was the perfect thing a sidekick could ever dream of becoming. Doesn’t matter.

    Abhishek Bachchan known to add the cool factor in movies like Bluffmaster etc is perfectly in compliance with the norms. He was the perfect thanda in the movie which had not much for him anyway. Doesn’t matter.

    Bipasha hmm, throughout my life I have stuck to the fact that Bengali gals are the most beautiful in the country, the moment when Bipasha appears in the orange colored costume for the Touch Me number , that made orange my favourite fruit, orange my favourite colour and Holland my favourite football team for life. Second half’s much talked about bikni sequence is a gracefully executed sequence which would otherwise have been turned crappy by other filmmakers. She looks athletically sexy, oozing and oomphing all kind of gasps possible. But she was close to crap in the second half. Doesn’t matter.

    People say that she isn’t that great as she is talked about, agree. People say she can be dumb as an actress agree. But what you want to see you get it. Agree? Aish as Sunahari is a tribute to the beautiful Aishwarya as we have never seen before. Awesomely toned body, great dances, nicely executed graceful ishtyle. Acting, role. Doesn’t matter.

    In my highly biased opinion Hrithik is the next best thingy after Amitabh and Shahrukh. I think though many flow along
    this bias positively. After years we have got a Hero who does all with a soothing halo of sincerity around him, and with such panache which will put the best thinking and puzzled. Even I am puzzled how to create sentences as of now but Hrithik is sometimes too graceful to be a Bollywood hero, maybe that’s what puts him apart from the rest. Maybe he can’t act, he overacts or whatever crap people come up with, but there is hardly anyone at the moment who can challenge his screen presence. And that’s what matters maybe.

    And the Hrithik-Ash pair is something to look out for, they click like anything together, leave the kissh out but the scenes together even Hrithik and Ash coming together gives you that feeling that someone has put smoldering embers under you on the seat. Looking forward to much more from the pair, it’s definitely better than she gets along with the Baccha Bachchan.

    Anyway nice watch, it’s time we realize that those critics cribbing about good stories are mostly wrong, one can create great entertainers even without a story.

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